Funny responses you got when you came out

Me and a friend today:
Me: I'm surprise your parents haven't tried to have you assassinated yet
Him: Well they tried but I killed them. Your mum adopted me so now we can't **** I know your disappointed.
Me: You have one thing, that's probably very small, that means your not my type
Him: A penis
Me: Yep
Him: You're kidding me! You're a lesbian now too?
Me: Maybe, does it matter either way?
Him: I don't care about sexuality, but it's just that now you're everything! (referring to the fact I'm vegan, pagan, pacifist as well) I think it's a phase
Me: I think you're a phase

The conversations we have ......

 

Wait...what...are you freaking kidding me?

Got this one last weekend

 

When I told my friend:
"So...have you ever found a girl that you like?"
"ummm...not yet."
"Well maybe you like dudes"
"No, I prefer woman, I just want to be one too..."

And I basically had a similar talk with my mom, though she more implied the question of my sexuality.

 

My friend:Are you really a lesbian?
Me:Yeah I am
My friend:Why?

 

Funny response today
c: "oh yeah, I forgot"
me: "how could you forget, I never told you ..... did I?"
c: "I kind of already knew, think most of us did"
a: "you told me already"
me: no I didn't, and what if I was joking?
a: so are you a lesbian?
me: ..... I came into this conversation 100% sure but now I don't even know anymore

 

“So, does that mean you want to swim in an ocean of dicks and vaginas?”

My best friend’s reaction when I told him I was bi.

 

My best friends response

Laughing "Why are you telling me? I already knew, since high school" I started to cry......

 

My housemate's response after I'd told everyone I live with:

Also. You've now made our house so much more diverse! F--k ya for diversity!

If that's not accepting, I don't know what is.

 

And your response was...?

 

My response was a mix of shock and uncontrollable laughter. Only made worse by the fact he started singing “Under the sea” from the Little Mermaid. This is why he’s my best friend.

 

So I told my mom on facebook because I was going to let her know by introducing her to my at the time boyfriend. And the way I worded it she thought I was telling her that I had found out I had a kid that I previously didn't know about. That was great.

And my dad was like. "Well I don't blame ya. Nowadays its hard for a boy seeing as most of the girls are lesbians now." lol

 

I was at the dinner table with my parents and a farm worker who was staying with us for a week. We were talking and one of my parents brought up my being gay as part of the conversation. A couple minutes passed and then the farm worker burst out. "You're not gay!" We all stared him, so he cried out: "you're at least bisexual!"

Then, during the first day back at school during winter break, I was showing the new kids the ropes when one of the girls asked about changing. My school is a part time boarding school and all the girls sleep in one cabin together with minimal privacy. I was about to answer her question when the other girl who was with us burst out "wait, are there any lesbians in the class?" I regarded her for a second and then replied
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Me"
You're joking."
"No!"
"Yes you are."
"I am not!"
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Okay. Cool. My best friend is gay....."

That one was just so awkward because she asked right after the other girl asked about changing. And then she wouldn't even believe me.

 

So, I came out to a friend at work last night and she replied:
'About fucking time, slut!'

And then insisted she would buy a t-shirt saying 'I'm with Lesbian' for the next time we go out. And my Dad just said:
'Oh well, no surprises there.'

...Seems the jokes on me!.. I kind of wish someone had let ME know!

 

My best friend charged across the room and gave me a high five. My mom asked if I this meant I wanted her to make me a rainbow bracelet on her loom

 

When I came out for the first time ever, EVER, it was to my Teddy Bear. The first non-person. I told him on my 13th Birthday, the first day I started questioning my Sexuality, and told him I was Gay to see how it was like telling somebody I am Gay. After I told Beary (his name's Beary ), he fell back. -.-


Must've been a shock to him, but we're good now.

 

"Really? But you don't look gay!"

I hate it when I forget to fart rainbows wherever I go...

 

the most common response:
"oh, cool.
...awkward silence...
wait, what does that mean?"

--Ace of Hearts

 

"ooooh, I'm not into you like that!"

obviously, dumbass! I know you're straight! lol


oh, oh and "So?! I have tons of gay friends. I'm alright with that."

 

When I came out to three seniors from my choir...

Senior 1: Did you get a homecoming dress?
Me: Yes, my date and I are going to match.
Senior 2: You have a date?!
Me: Yeah, I got asked yesterday.
*they all squealed*
Senior 1: Oooo who is it?!
Me: Well... *insertnamehere*, she's a junior...
Senior 3: I KNOW HER THAT'S SO CUTE!
*2 minutes later*
Senior 1: So, who do you like?!

I just found it funny how she immediately forgot. XD

My little sister also ran into the room singing "Born This Way" when I came out to my dad. If there had been any awkwardness in that moment, it all went away with her Lady Gaga impression.

 

Me telling the people at my (very perverted) lunch table:
Friend A: I have two bisexual friends. One is (friend B's) sister and the other is from another school.
Me: Y'know, you also have a gay friend...
Friend A: (jokingly to friend B) I knew it! Why didn't you tell me?
Friend B: What?
Me: ...
Friend A: Wait...you're serious?
Me: Yeah...
Friend A: I've always wanted a gay friend! Besides, I don't care, you're still awesome!
Me: *runs over to give her a hug*
Friend A: Yay! Gay hug!