Funny responses you got when you came out

Hey! If I go blind I'll tell everyone it was because of this thread. I mean, 48 pages? We can post some more to reach 50. XD

So here's my story:

There's friend B (straight and has a girlfriend) and C (straight, my crush, no girlfriend).

Me: Can I talk with you privately for a sec? I got inpired by EC last night and I decided to talk to you about it.
C: Sure. What's EC?
Me: I'll tell you later. Well, C. You know I have a crush on you, right?
C: Yeah. I can read messages on my phone, thank you.
Me: Well, seeing that I have a crush on you, what can you conclude about that?
C: That you love me?
Me: Well, that too. But something else.
C: That... You want to have a relationship with me?
Me: That would be lovely, but some other thing.
C: I give up. What's EC?
Me: *sigh* EC is the short for a site called Empty Closets. It's a site that helps people to come out of the closet.
C: Nice! Why were you there, though?
Me: ...
C: Wait... OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well, time for Chuck Norris facts! *pulls iPod*

And then later that day, at the exit of the junior school while he was waiting for his brother...

B: I'm sorry it didn't work out with C. But if you want I can help you find a nice girl.
Me: Erm... Boys, preferably.
B: *looks around* *fails to find a single guy*
Me: It's hard, huh?
B: There's just so many little girls around! How about that one?
Me: B...
B: Oh, right. Guys. How about that parent over there?
Me: B...
B: I GIVE UP. JUST GIMME CHOCOLATE, ALRIGHT?

 

Well it went a little like this:
Me:So... I have a crush on a girl....
Mary: You... like a girl?
Me: Yes, her name is Sarah.
Mary: You know, it took you a year to say it but i am so glad you finally told me!
Me: What?
Mary: I knew you were a lesbian the minute i saw you!
Me: Uh... Thanks Mary? I think?
Mary: No problem! Now tell me more about this Sarah...

 

My sister: "Well...we already knew that!"

 

Well this wasn't when I came out, but rather when someone found out via my facebook:

"You're gay?! I thought you were just feminine!"

Another funny not-so-related one is when I first hooked up with a guy, and told my friends:
me: I hooked up with someone last night!
friend: so you're not gay?!?! (because she for whatever reason thought I meant with a girl! haha)

 

My best friend:
" Are you serious, like your 100% sure?"
Me:
"yes."
Her:
"Cool me too!":icon_bigg

 

One of my gay friends in my scholar society(RSS):
I was talking about how hot my physics TA is with one of the girls
Him: "What, you're gay?!?!? Damn it, I liked being the token gay guy in this group."
Me: "Um, you know I can think of five other LGBT people in RSS."
Him: "FUCK! I thought I was special."

It was quite entertaining, probably not as funny if you don't know him.

 

Me: I need to tell you something, I'm gay
Sister: that's a relif because this dating website shows no matches
Me:what?!
*brother walks in room*
Brother: douche, stop stealing my mojo
Me: what?!?
Brother: I'm gay too!
Me: what?!?

 

Hahaha Beauty, that's CRAZY!

 

Best was from my friend Lauren (straight female):

Me: So, yeah I'm into dudes.
(without missing a beat)
Lauren: Awesome! I've been trying to find someone who will go see Magic Mike with me!

 

My best friend when I told him:
"Matt, I'm a cop. I may not be the smartest cat but this is not news to me. Just no bringing me to drag bars."

 

So this was awhile ago, but i though I'd put it up (it was through txt, don't judge!)

Her: It's ok to be gay ____ XD.
...
Me: (After we started talking about Pokemon) Speaking of Pokemon, how many gay friends do you have? Just out of curiosity. Just a Number. gay friends, gotta catch 'em all! XD
Her: Hmm Bi or just gay?
ME: Both.... >.>'
Her: Hmmm...aprox 20...I lost count.
Meoes that make me gay friend 20 or 21?
....
Me: well, that was a lot less exiting then I though it would be.
Her: If you want me too i can make some big gay cookies....
Me: XD, can you make them "in the closet" cookies? Your the only person I'm out too.
Her: Ok, i'll make you some cookies and we can eat them in the closet.
...

I found it funny at the time anyway.

 

I remember coming out to my best online friend about being transgender... I find my own strange choice of words the best part of this. He was bragging about how he was one of 5 male students in his RE class out of 24.

Me: Well, I'm the only guy in my English class.
R: Hah, nice!
Me: But... eh.
R: What? You don't like women anymore?
Me: Well... it's just
R: You keep getting fucked over by them?
Me: I'm kinda, sort of, maybe, definitely a transsexual. So I don't really consider myself among the guy count in that class.
R: Well... that was the biggest surprise since Tay being gay.
Me: Me wanting a vagina is a smaller surprise than that?
R: You just don't expect someone's name to rhyme with their orientation, y'know? 'Shit's insane.

 

not especially hilarious just one of the weirder conversations that's taken place in our study at school

I was talking to a someone about a girl I liked and another friend over heard and was like wait did you say she? at which point this happened:

me: yeah i'm bi
Friend: ooo can i come to your wedding (i was 17 at the time)
me: yah sure...wait what?
Friend: well I've been to a straight wedding and gay wedding but never to a bi wedding
Friend 2 (who already knew): Its not like she's gonna marry both a guy and girl....

tbh I was kinda expecting more of a reaction than just that hehee

 

me: Yeah you know we are quite the same yaknow
Friend: yeah I know right, it's cool!
me: So much alike, yet so different
Friend: wut
me you know like you like girls I like guys
Friend: ... yeah nnnah wow okay

 

One of my friends:
Me: "Hey Kali, I'm so glad I have a good friend like you that I know can support me when I come out as a lesbian."
Her: "Heh, thanks." … "Wait, WHAT?"
Me: "You heard me right."
Her: "You, uh, don't have a crush on me, right?"
Me: "No. I'm going out with Julie."
Her: "Um, okay. I'll see you tomorrow, Kay? Gotta go eat dinner."

Julie is a friend of ours that's been out as lesbian since fifth grade.

My friend actually took it pretty well though, when I say next to her on the bus the next day, she said that I was still the same girl she was friends with, so it turned out pretty well.

 

Here's my funniest responses. They're not spectacular, but I found them kind of funny...

So basically I was on a walk with two of my friends (they're sisters btw) who I'll call Annie and Hettie. I convinced them to sit down because I had to tell them something. This was our conversation. (boring bits edited)

Me: Ummm.... I have to tell you something.
Hettie: Is this the thing that you've been wanting to tell us for the last few weeks?
Me: Umm... Yeah... Remember how I asked you how supportive the our class is?
Annie and Hettie: yes
Me: Well, I'm going to tell you why I asked you that
Annie: Okay, what is it?
Me: ....
Hettie: It's not like you've killed anyone, right?
Me: Um, no?
Annie: I'd be okay if you had, as long as it's for the right reasons... (insert boring stuff)
Me: No it's not...
(I blabber on a bit, not getting to the point)
Annie: This really reminds we when my friend told me he was gay...
Me: Thanks, Annie.
Hettie: Wait, are you gay?!
Me: Yes

They were both really supportive and awesome after that, but I just found it funny when Hettie told me later that she actually thought that I may have killed someone!

The next day, Annie and I told our other friend (I'll call her Elizabeth) on another walk.

Me: Umm... sooo...ummmm
Annie: (counting our fingers) Oooh, look, we can make a Star of David!
*We make a Star of David*
Me: Okay okay! Ummm....ummmm....ummm..
Annie: I used to know how to make a pyramid with my fingers, but I forgot...
*I glare at her*
Annie: Oh, sorry
Me: umm, umm, umm,
*Annie distracts Elizabeth, and they begin a conversation*
Me: okay guys! I'm trying to tell Elizabeth something!
Annie: Right, sorry, go ahead!
Me: umm, umm, umm
Annie: *stares at me, grinning excitedly*
M: Stop being so excited!
Annie: oh, I can't be excited *looks dreamily off into the distance*
Me: umm, umm, ummm, umm, umm.......
*long silence*
Me: .... I'm gay
*Instantly turn to Annie and strike up a conversation with her so that I don't have to look at Elizabeth, after a few minutes realize that Elizabeth still has not uttered a word*
Me: she hasn't said anything... I'm getting worried!
Elizabeth: Well, what do you expect me to say? I'm fine with it! I mean, you are who you are.

Annie made that one, I think. Finger pyramids? Honestly?

 

Lol could not stop laughing OMG soo true but I'm not out yet

When I came out to a good female friend this is what happened. Had to be there, it was supportive and as on par as it could get.

"I'm gay."

"Are you f*ing with me?!?!?! Let's go shopping!"

"I still don't like shopping..."

"You are the worst gay friend ever. I knew there was a reason why you didn't hit this."

You'd have to know her I guess - still, funniest response yet.

 

It's funny because EVERYONE that I've come out to said "No shit sherlock". Was I the only one that didn't know? Apparently my mom had known since I was 5... :eusa_eh:

 

Me-Can I Tell You Something Important?
Best Friend-What? Is Something Wrong?
Me-Not Exactly
Him-What Do You Mean?
Me-I'm Gay
Him-I Knew It!
Me-Wait, What?
Him-So Do You Think I'm Fit?
Me- :| No Thanks
Him-