Funny responses you got when you came out

I told my female best friend who i was very interested in at the time, she was excited about it.
2 days later I find myself with her at a school function and she tries sticking a golf club handle up my ass through my jeans...i looked at her withh a 'wtf' face, she turns to me and says 'i thought this is what ud like'. Right in front of the kids we mentored...*sigh*...

 

"FINALLY!"
"Called it"
I'm not fem, I just never tried to hide it, but still... Ouch >_>

 

*me telling one of my friends
me: I'm gay
Hannah S.: *hits me* Why didn't you tell me? ....wait, who did you tell first?
me: Hannah L.
Hannah S.: oh... at least the first person had the same first name as me

I told another one of my friends, who I had already told that I was pretty sure I'm a lesbian, that I was completely sure after going on a date with a guy and seeing his... stuff (no offense to guys, its just not for me). All she said was "hahaha you touched a penis!"

 

When I came out to my best friend

"I think I'm a lesbian"

"Well yeah I saw you checking me out the other day!"

"Well this is awkward...."

"Nah its okay, I know I'm hot"

 

Well I wasn't going to post this because the thread is so big and I don't know if anyone will see it but I actually have a coming out reaction I didn't see on here! =O This ones a tiny bit racist

So my dad is a bit of a redneck, needless to say I was terrified to tell him I'm gay, We were about to get in the car and I was shaking, I looked at him and just blurted it out "Dad, I'm gay"

He looks me dead in the eye and says "Well as long as you're not dating any black guys" and proceeds to get in the car like nothing happened...I' still have no idea if he was joking or not, but he's been really supportive =P

 

thats hilarious and made me think of my grandparents lol

 

I'll occasionally slip up and hit on one of my straight friends telling them that they're hot or gorgeous etc. (I flirt A LOT). The first few times I thought it was going to be really awkward, but they usually just thank me:lol:

 

Lol, good one! I like it! :eusa_clap

o_o I don't know what to think about that, but it's a new'n! Now what are you going to say if you start dating a black guy?

 

It was the last day of school, and I wanted to come out to my some of my friends before school was over. I wrote this on a note to one of my friend.

Her: What is it?

Me: Something

Her: Just tell me?!?!?

Me: It's something about my sexuality.......

Her: Did you lose it?!?!?!?!?

Me: (Laughing LOL) No haha

Her: What is it?...

Me: Im not straight or bi...

Her: Oh, I already knew, [Friend] told me.

 

I told my best friend at his house in the backyard with his dogs.

"I've been meaning to tell you something"
"what is it?"
"..I think I'm gay."
"Really?"
"yeah."
"....so you don't like boobs?" :roflmao:
"Not as much as I should."

I loved the small comic relief. <3

 

:lol::lol::lol: Lol, this is so hilarious!!!

 

1) My story with my bestfriend:

Her: "So, what kind of girls are you into?"

Me: "Uh, I'm gay..."

Her: "Really? Who's your f*ck buddy?!"

Awesome right? x)

2) A friend of a friend:

Her: "Heard you were gay!"

Me: "Yea...and?"

Her: "Ewe, why! Your cute! Do you hate me?!"

3) This random teammate:

Him: "[Friend name] told me you were gay. Is that true?"

Me: "Yea, why?"

Him: "Well, I think I'm bi..."

Me: "Huh? What?"

Him: "Nothing! It's nothing."

Me: "Ah. Ok."

Him: "I mean your cute."

Me: "Um, thanks."

Him: "Well, I'm curious."

(This story goes through months, but it was an awkward moment for me)

 

My best friend was amazing. Her response "So you aren't pregnant and we can still party at the concert?" I love her...no judgement at all...:eusa_danc

 

when i told my best friend, she literally nodded in approval and started talking about another tv show. her cousin was like "a bomb just dropped...and this is your response....this is awesome." ahhaa she cared so little (in a good way) and felt nothing changed so much that we didn't even talk about it until the next day. she totally approved.

 

Me: "I've been stressed lately."
Her: What is it?
Me: Well, the move and college...
Her: Yeah, those can be stressful.
Me: That's not the worst part.
Her: What is it?
Me: Well... I'm gay.
Her: That's cool.
Me: You're not surprised??
Her: I really couldn't give two s***s about much. :roflmao:

 

When I came out to a girl at school.

Me: I'm a lesbian.
Her: Are you really I think you're joking you have long hair, you dress feminine and you wear makeup.
Me: Being gay isn't about how I act it's about who I love.
Her: Didn't you say you had a crush on David last year.
Me: That was when I thought I was bi.
Her: Oh okay but still I think you're confused I can bet you one day you will fall in love with a man and marry a man.
Me: I doubt it.
Her: I know so if you want I can get you together with a guy.
Me: Didn't you hear what I just said. I like girls guys are gross. Well bye.
Her: Your in 8th grade and you still have cooties don't worry one day it will be over. Well bye have a good summer.

 

Hehe, this response made my day ^^

 

I already came out to a guy friend I've been crushing on for a while (he's actually the reason I realized I'm bi), but I just told him recently I had a crush on him:

Me: Moment of truth...the straight guy I told you I was going after? You.
Him: lol i figured, i aint gay never gonna be gay, dont worry bout it
Me: Ah well. Worth a shot. I suppose I was a tad obvious about, wasn't I?
Him: lol u hang around me alot, it was my guess
Me: How long have you suspected, then?
Him: since u told me u were bi

Never thought I was that blatant about it...oh well.