Funny responses you got when you came out

My cousin John was getting ready to go on a date, he was trying to find clothes

Him: So do you have a girlfriend?
Me: Um no...I don't really like girls
Him: Are you not a bit old for cooties? :lol:
Me: Um...I just like boys better
Him: :lol:...OH WAIT...you mean like..
Me:...ya...
Him: You like guys better or only?
Me: Only
Him:Oh...alright, cool
A few minutes go by and he goes back to trying to pick clothes
Him: WAIT you're gay, this is perfect *grabs me and pulls me to his wardrobe* Dress me!!
Make me look really smart and mature.What's my colour? What kind of clothes suit my body shape?....do guys have a body shape?

 

Hahaha love it!!

 

LOL perfect!

 

@IanGallagher LOL, who knows, bb? My Dad still doesn't believe I'm Bi though...then again, he doesn't believe he is either .

 

It was late at night on a trip in the amazon with a 14 kids, i was talking to 3 of my close freinds who had been bothering me about who i liked. Mal, ( my secret crush, girl) James, (gay freind) and mont( kick ass girl) it went like this

James- so dude who would you hook up with?
me- i told you like ten time before, Nobody. i dont like anyone
Mont- that is a load of pull just tell us\
Mal- come on bra we wont tell anyone.
me- OK there are 2 of them
James/Mont/Mal ---- Tell us already,
me-gigling....,meredith( a really nice and cute girl)
Mont/James...Awwww thats so cute
me- shut up
Mal- so who the other one
Me-.....i dont wanna say.
(they go through all the girls on the trip)
Mont...so ... is it a guy...?
me- silence
James.....is it paulmer
me- eww fuck no
they go through some of the guys
James-- is it Rom ( a cute gay guy on the trip)
me.........maybe
James/Mal....AWWW ur so cute.
me- shut up
Mont-God fucking damit out of the 7 guys on the trip how are 3 of them gay
ME- Fuck you its two and a half i said meredith did i not.
Mal dude your so cute all blushing and flustered,
Me-- i hate you guys u better not teel anyone your the first to know
All of them-- come over and gives me a group hug whil i sit there. "We Love you bra no metter what.
I had a small break down afterward but they just kept hugging me. it was nice

later that week
James-- you know Roman is mine right
Me-- I said i would snog him not marry the guy you moron
James-- just makin sure

 

That's a very cute story. Congratulations on doing it

 

My little sister Lily: "Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww"
After that, my other sister Kylie: "What's wrong with that?"
Lily didn't respond for some reason, I have no idea why.
It may or may not be funny, but I thought it was at the time, and I decided to post it. By the way, I told both of them at the same time, which wasn't my best idea, but whatever, it's over with.

 

I was listening to the song “Chained to You,” by Savage Garden. A few days ago I remarked to my mom that it never occurred to me that he might be singing to a girl. For some reason, I just assumed he was singing to a guy. :lol:

After I told my mom I was gay, I asked her if there were any signs, if she ever thought I was gay. That song came up, and she replied, “Okay, that one made me wonder.”

 

Was drinking with some friends at another friend's cabin (we were very responsible ). After the one friend who I had already come out to fell asleep before everyone we all stayed up and talked. I had let it slip while I was drunk that I was gay (you tend to not think when you're drunk). Everyone had initially wrote it off as nothing more than drunk talk.

Later that night after most of us had sober'd and we reminisced about what happened that particular moment came up and I rather plainly said it was the truth.

One of my friends proceeded to deny it with every fiber of her being.

Me: It (me saying I'm gay) was true.
Her: NO! You're lying!
Me: Why would I lie about this!?
Her: I don't know, are you serious?
Me: Yea! Ask him(the friend who fell asleep) when he wakes up!
Her: I still don't believe you
Me: What do I have to do?!
Her: I don't know! Are you for real?!
Me: (laughing at this point) YES!
Her: you're my favorite person ever! I was telling my boyfriend the only way I could love him more is if he was gay!


Seriously, how is it everyone I tell seems to think I'm lying?! Is it common for people to lie about this?! :lol:

 

I was having a conversation with an old friend over FB the other day, and here is how I told her:

Me: So, I've got something important I really need to tell you.
Her: Yeah? What is is?
Me:........I'm bi
Her: Well, duh, but what is this important thing you have to tell me?
Me: ...........I just told you smart one!

She has an excellent gaydar I tell you!

 

so me and My friend (girl) were talking cuz she had noticed I had been upset with something on my mind. I had no intention of coming out to her. This probably isn't funny but I got a good laugh from it.

Her: so are you going to tell me whats wrong or not?
me: well how open minded are you?
her: you have known me how long and you still have to ask me this?
Me: well?
Her: very open
me: I'm...I'm........I'm pretty sure.... I am gay.
her:...Pause...
me:...
her: ( screams and jumps up and down with a huge grin on her face) saying, "OMG, I always wanted a gay friend! We can go shopping, and you can pick out my clothes,...
me: (laughing) I said I was gay. Not ur new fashion consultant.
her: u suck at being a gay friend. But I love you anyway. *hug*

so yeah, not really funny but still one of my more positive coming out stories.

 

"Hey dude, just for you to know, I do like guys."
"Oh." The he sings to me.
"No matter gay, straight or bi, transgender life, baby, you're born this way"

 

I had this awkward moment with a friend I was actually already out to, but I'm going to post it anyway, just because.
We were going to go shopping that day, and she would pick me up. She came round the back door, which is always open and caught me singing 'I don't do boys' by Elektra at the top of my voice while cleaning up the Jillz (apple cider) I'd spilt. I didn't notice her until she burst out laughing. And she was like: 'Dude, if I didn't know you're gay already, I'd know now.'
It was funny.

 

My best friend offered to take me to a lesbian bar, haha. I do so love that woman. xD

 

me: can I tell you something and u promise not to tell ANYONE?
friendf course! Dont worry!
me: im lesbian :/
friend: No way, really?
me: yeah
friend: thats awesome!

---------- Post added 19th Aug 2011 at 06:26 PM ----------

Its funny cause reading this book is what made me really question my sexuality

 

Me @ 14 - Mom I have something to tell you ...
Mom (reading) - Yes?
Me - I'm gay ...
Mom (still reading) - I know.
Me - WAIT! You Do?
Mom (stops reading) - Jacob, I've known since you were 5.
Me - Oh. (waits a minute) How'd you know?
Mom (continues reading) - You asked me everyday for a week if you could be Sleeping Beauty for Halloween.
Me - Oh.
Mom - That and you used to make out with that cute little neighbor boy when you thought no one was looking.
Me - MOM!!

 

friend from high school
me: so I have something to tell you, I'm gay
her: oh yeah i know, ive known since you straightened your hair in my room while listening to enriche iglesias.

 

I was hanging out with friend 1 after I had just told him I was gay and talked for hours about it. Friend 2 decides to come and meet us, he doesn't know so I decided I'd tell him the moment he says "you're so gay" (it's a common phrase of his).

Friend 2: Hey! I missed you so much bro. (Hugs me)
Me: I missed you too, I need another hug. (hugs Friend 2)
Friend 2: Haha, you're so gay.
Me:[Straight face(lol)] Yeah.
Friend 2: Hey (Friend 1) I- huh? (looks at me, then Friend 1)
Friend 1: [Trying to keep from laughing]
Me: I'm gay.
Friend 2: Guys stop messing with me, this is a joke right?
Me: Nope. I like boys.
Friend 2: How do I know you aren't joking?
Me: If there was a hot guy right here I'd make out with him. Like, now.
[Awkward silence]
Friend 2: [Genuinely confused] Wait so does this mean you don't like girls?

The look on his face was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.