If it came with a warning label.

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    Warning, may contain penis.

    Texting phones.
     
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    Granted buts all mouldy!

    I wish I could be in a coma and wake up a few years after
     
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    Erm... Wrong thread?
     
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    Woops!

    Warning: Too much can cause alchohol poisoning

    Bed
     
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    Letter openers.
     
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    warning: may make you a shallow jerk

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