The most interesting questions people have asked you...

only real one i get is whats pan sexual and someone once asked does that men i do animals...that hurt. just as well i didnt like the shit house anyway, for the record though i didnt hit him though i wanted too.

 

ahahaha, he must hav been a rite dippit.

 

Someone once asked me what the biggest thing I have had up my ass was.

 

I don't remember how he said it, but he basically said since gay guys liked to have their prostates worked, it'd be easy to tell who the gay guys were - just X-ray everybody to see who had a prostate. I said, "Um, EVERY guy has a prostate." He said, "Oh, well then, I guess you'd have to see which guys liked it." I said, "Even straight guys can enjoy having their prostates worked." This sort of confused the hell out of him.

Lex

 

"are gay guys' shits bigger than straight guys'" (i can vaguely see the logic.... i guess?)
"what's it like being gay?" (what's it like being straight?)

 

I just wish people would stop asking me SO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS

 

Well some of the questions can be funny.

 

:lol:

All of these questions are funny. I was asked most of them too.

"So, were you raped when you were little?"
(In a serious tone) "Yes. I was raped when I was 5. It was a very traumatic experience." The entire class looks at me.
"Why do you think being gay's okay, because it's not."
"Are you the boy or the girl?"
"So will you take the guy's name?"
"Why are you so feminine?"
(all from the same guy)

"Have you had sex yet?"
"How do you know you're gay?"
"Do you want to be a drag queen?"
"Do you want to switch genders?"

I really can't get angry because most stem from ignorance and curiosity. I think it's our job to educate and answer those who have genuine questions. Many people have never known an openly gay person before.

 

I don't mind lagit questions. Knowledge is only way to get ride of ignorance.

 

It's great. You get to wear pink, drive a Jeep, and learn how to decorate, and learn about fashion

 

Mine was a conversation that I wasn't even involved in. I was visiting a friend of mine and somewhere along the conversation he told me that his mom mentioned me. She asked him why she's friends with to which he replies what he does in his personal life is up to him. She said that he had a good point.

Then there was a long pause and then she asked if I was the guy or the girl. WHOA! I haven't been asked this question yet (even if it was out of context). Then I pictured his mom asking that and I just cracked up. One thing for sure I'm kinda glad that I wasn't there, because that would have been really awkward.

 

"Would you have sex with Lady GaGa?"

I get asked that a lot. My answer's always yes.

 

one of my friends asked me "well ..have you ever had a crush on anyone?" ... my response: "have you?" ..then she said "touchee"

 

her"So wait you don't like dick?"
me"well no I don't thats what being gay means"
her"How the hell can you not like it?"
me"did I not just explain that like 2 seconds ago"
her"Ok I will stop asking questions now"
me"thanks"

5 minutes goes by

Her"wait so if I whiped a dick out of my pants you wouldn't like me"
me"well I would actually"
her"ha you just admitted you like dick"
me"well no, You have tits witch I like and your a girl"

 

"How come you aren't like *puts up a limp wrist* ya know?"

 

Friends asked me this when I came out to them recently. I said not at all. Funniest thing, was one of the straightest guys in the conversation then said, about himself, "I would look hot in a dress."

 

"Why?"
"How do you know for sure?"
"Have you ever had sex with a guy?"
"How does lesbian sex work?"
"Are you the girl or the guy?"
"If you're a lesbian, how come you're not ugly and fat?" ()
"So do you wanna have a threesome?" (>.<)

 

Oh here's a good one: "are you going to get a sex change when your older" NO!!!!

 

That's one that we straight-acting gays are cursed to be asked multiple times throughout our lives. I know I've been asked some variation of that at least half a dozen times.