Why are you a "good catch"? :)

I have soft skin

 

To be serious:
-I get called cute a lot. Who knows what people mean by it, but it could be worse.
-I'm affectionate.
-I can cook.
-I try to be careful to not offend or upset people.
-I'm not good-looking but I could be worse.
-I'm not high-maintenance.

 

I care.

Actually, I don't. I'm not a good catch. I'm not worth it.

 

1. I'm really nice (usually, LOL.)
2. I'll treat my man like a prince
3. I'm respectful
4. I'm a good listener
5. I'm a complete and utter geek. I'll stagger you with my amount of movie, music and TV knowledge.
6. I love to make people laugh. My humor is kinda dry, but I'm confident I can say something that will make anyone at least chuckle.
7. I have really nice skin. Seriously, I never had acne as a teenager.
8. I have great hair too, or so I've been told.
9. I'm reasonably good looking. Not great, but I've been told I'm cute.
10. I'm pretty easy to getalong with.
11. I'm great with animals. I love my dog and cat.

 

I'm pretty funny, if you have a dark sense of humor.

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well, shoot let me get your number

 

Because my eyes alternate from blue to green

 

I can somewhat cook but I can improve ^_^

I'm kind, I'm gay lol..

 

I don't smoke crack, but I love crack... :icon_wink

 

Okie dokie. :icon_bigg

 

I'm loyal. I'm unconventionally handsome. I'm frugal. I'm career-minded. I treat my man like gold. I'm honest. I communicate if there's an issue in the relationship and we work it out. I'm a good kisser. I adore cuddling. I present myself well. I have great ideas. I love to teach and I love to learn. I enjoy being social and would be more than happy to spend time with my boyfriend's friends. I'm open to try anything. I'm not a cheap date.

 

Thank you for that. I had another response but that's probably enough snark for this particular thread.

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Okay, that made me actually laugh out loud. :lol:

 

--I have great eyelashes.
--My eyes change colour depending on what I'm wearing.
--If you ever need someone to write a scathing email for you, I'm your man!
--I always want to see the newest movies and go out to eat.
--I know how to make Firefox hide the annoying warning message at the top of every EC page.

oh you guys mean REAL stuff...

--I am really funny.
--I'm not afraid to be silly.
--I'm cute enough that you won't be afraid to be seen out with me but not so breathtakingly beautiful that you will feel insecure about your own looks.
--I have great hair.
--You will never need to be the one sustaining the conversation with me.
--Despite the fact that I'm very talky, I have learned at times it pays to shut up and listen.
--I'm a really good kisser.
--I'm pretty adventurous sexually but not crazy kinky.
--It's highly unlikely I'll ever tell you, "That's enough sex for now."
--I am fiercely, fiercely loyal and will eliminate anyone who bothers you.
--I give whoever I'm dating precedence in my life.
--I'm really affectionate.
--I'm challenging, in a good way (I hope).
--I'm passionate about what I believe in and not afraid to stand up for my beliefs or for other people.
--Parents love me and I'm great at parties. :lol:

 

I'm honest
I'll always listen
If you want something to remain secret don't worry it will ... no but seriously I won't tell anyone if you don't want me to
I'll always talk to you
I'm almost never mean to anybody
I'll always be there for you
I will cuddle
I don't think I'm terrible looking, but I'm not sure I'd be considered cute or hot or something to that effect
I'll always make sure you're happy

 

*I'm from New Jersey, but live in Georgia. This means I can turn off being nice and switch on the nasty whenever necessary. The opposite is also true.
*I have a 4.0 GPA in college.
*I'm good at meeting new people. Parents and parties with people I don't know are never a problem.
*Loyalty is valued over everything in my life.
*The person I'm dating comes first.
*I can kiss very well.
*And, refraining from any sort of modesty, I'm attractive.

 

I know when to give a flying fuck.

I know when to not give a flying fuck.

 

ohhh I know I know...

I haz never been in a relationship so you most likely can't dissapoint mee. woot!

 

I actually love it.
That made my day, to an epic extent
:roflmao:

 

I'll show you the tender side of me only a select few get to see. I promise its really nice.

 

My record at solving solitaire is 41 seconds.

Yeah. I know you want me now.

 

uhm ok ..

i think i look good
i enjoy playing games, such as chess monopoly ,
i enjoy social sports suchs as basket ball and volley ball,
i know hwo to play tennis
after 3 months with me your cooking WILL get better
other then company i dont need anythinng (money wise i mean)