What Are You Thinking?

Two bananas + big handful of mixed berries + small scoop of ice cream + splash of honey + a bit of milk to bind it all together = smoothie so thick I can't get it up a straw. And it is awesome.

 

That sounds absolutely amazing. <3

I'm thinking...that I'm starting to feel like I'm being taken for granted. :/ And the worst part is that I'm too damn pathetic to do anything about it. I can't say no to people.

 

If straight Republican men secretly have sex with other men, do gay Republican men secretly have sex with women?

 

I want to drop kick someone right in the face.

 

omg. i am so glad i will almost never have to deal with my roommate again.

he decided to sublet this last month and didn't really tell me until like 2 days before said incident, and the person he brought in to sublet is just some random lady he found. at least she's nice, but wtf. you can't just leave me with a random person, i have to LIVE with her for a month now. i'm so glad he's the one moving out cause i DESERVE to keep the furniture and the deposit after this.

 

My obsessive thoughts of suicidal things is starting to make me wonder if it's normal to be interested in the subject...

 

Determined to do a personality overhaul this month. It's going to be extremely difficult, but it's the only way I'm going to be able to deal with a lot of things in the present and in the future. I can't keep letting my emotions get the better of me, or I'm going to be sick for the rest of my life. Limbic system, prepare for a makeover.

But heh. Out of all of them, I seem to be the exception. It's kind of funny. ...no, actually it isn't. It's quite depressing. *sigh* This personality development stuff is really going to be hard.

 

Karl Lagerfeld can kiss my (from what I've been told, cute) ass >_< I don't care if he is kind of a creative genius, I would dread being in a room with him. I would not let him know I hated him of course. I was raised right and taught how to lie to peoples faces, thanks Mommy ^_^ It's because i'm sure he has enough money to have me killed and converted into a (what i'm sure would be beautiful) Chanel jacket, without anyone knowing, in time for the Spring/Summer shows that are coming up in a few months. He would be laughing his big, tanned, German head off >_>

...I got a little too into that didn't I? xD This is what happens when I don't get any sleep and look at too much Style.com =P

 

Weeeee for waking up very early.

 

SPECTROSCOPY!

Coincidentally, I'm also a LASER ROBOT!
PSSSEEWWW!
PSSSEEEWWWW!
*makes laser noises, when he knows, in reality, lasers are silent*

Coincidentally, I'm not high.

 

I don't know if it's better or worse that you're just naturally like that. xD C#>

 

Yes, YES.

THAT PART AT THE END.

OMG.

 

Ahh, the bitter disappointment of defeat. Why have you reared your sickeningly ugly head. It was a pretty close game. I feel partly responsible because I made a mistake late when the game was only 4-3. And it was so hot in the arena, there was so much sweat in my eyes that I couldn't see shit. On the plus side of losing (as if there ever is one) I play my best friend in the consolation game and his team blows. =]

 

Hmm, while grociery shopping, I heard a page "Security to aisle 4 immediately". I thought to myself 'oh, someone must be shoplifting', and I go to the end of the aisle to see where aisle 4 was, and realized I was in aisle 4 and there was only one other person in the same aisle... I never saw security... but I was paranoid the whole trip home.

 

Seanad debate on the Civil Partnership bill is head-wrecking stuff. It's frightening how many Catholic bible-thumping idiots are in power in this country.

 

Yay me!! My requested information from the Culinary Institute of America just arrived in the mail!!!

This is the happiest I've felt in weeks!!!

 

I take the "the" out of pshycho therapist.

 

why people so damn annoying!!!!!!

 

OMG I cried like none other.

BEST MOVIE EVER.