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F*** You Google!

Discussion in 'Current Events, World News, & LGBT News' started by Jose Carioca, Nov 18, 2009.

  1. RaeofLite

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    I know! I read those stats on the site and was like... :bang: dammnit, where is my 20-160 chicks? I have to get my stats up for this year! And then I have to start ALL over again in 2010.

    Jeez... life sucks.
    :lol:

    But seriously, the ignorant bigot quoted newsweek. Isn't newsweek a tabloid or something? Am I misinformed in this or?
     
  2. Nugget

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    ... So these guys are saying that if I stop being gay I won't die of a traffic accident? 0_o
     
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    I am the proud owner of a fine documentary called "Homosexuality, Gay porn, pedophilia, and the Justice Department", produced by our friends at Jerry Falwell's operations. The film was made in 1994 or so and consists of ridiculous scare tactics about how the homosexuals are advancing their agenda. Other than the fact there's no references at all to gay porn or pedophilia anywhere in the documentary, it's an, um, interesting piece of work, and I suspect it pulled its sources from the same place that lovely website did.

    I show it to friends now and again just so we can all laugh at it. They have this ominous, morbid music playing while showing those awful homos dancing together, or marching in a parade. They imply pedophilia by showing a happy gay couple with their two toddlers riding on their shoulders at a Pride parade... and the rest is just as accurate.

    The sad thing is, there's a portion of people that believe this crap.
     
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    this makes me cry.

    in the late 90's, I was handcoding websites in text files that looked a heck of alot better than this.

    Also... Lex... I feel so left out on your 1000 partners a years figures... can we do a pledge drive or a telethon or something?
     
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    OMGYES. :lol: Don't forget tutorials on effective usage of powertools.
     
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    "One study reports that the average homosexual has between 20 and 106 partners per year"

    ....
     
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    As soon as you get the money to keep the website up and running gimme a call.:lol: lol

    But seriously gimme a PM ,when you get the $$$
     
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    it's also nice to know that they are using statistics from 1978 to 1994. Nice up to date... from 15 to 30 years ago....
     
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    :dry: Hmmm...I never looked at that I was too mad about the little story before it. Good eye.
     
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    Okay, someone's getting my share. Can they send just one of them my way? xD
     
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    Fundie Christians are funny in a nurotic hypocritical way...
     
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    :slight_smile: We can join forces together and pick up all the "straight girls" to convert them, and get our quota before January 1st is here. :slight_smile: Bang, bang, bang. :wink:
     
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    Many of y'all are too young to remember this, but back in 1996 it made national news when Ellen Degeneres' character (who was named "Ellen" came out on a special episode of her sitcom.

    One of the high points for me was while they were running the credits, they showed Ellen sitting at a table in a restaurant, signing all these forms (to say she was a lesbian), remarking "Wow, I didn't know it was this formal", with Melissa Etheridge stamping and "approving" the forms, and the woman that "recruited" Ellen into being a lesbian being handed a toaster oven by Melissa. It was really funny to anyone gay, and probably just "proof" to all the right-wing loonies.
     
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    Yea, I was too young at the time (my parents always had friends on). But I got to watch it on youtube not long ago... I'll try and find it... Someone posted the Ellen episodes up from season 3 to 5. :slight_smile: They're awesome and hilarious. And for the loonies that believe this, it's a form of humour. I don't think that the extremiests understand sarcasm and satire...

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKfEdjlRxSk[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    I like the way you think :thumbsup:
     
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    and while you are at it, try to avvoid kristen stewart... that would get messy.
     
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    Not google's fault, also if i were looking for stats on that I wouldn't use the word "Homosexual" I don't like it; I feel like it has lots of negative connotations. I'd say gay or LGBT (or whatever variation on that you use)
     
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    Haha, no doubt. :eusa_clap All that tabloid crap and with Robert Pattinson thrown into the mess... All those girls and guys being "obsessed" would get over the top... Dramarama.


    (WOO, 500th post! :grin:)
     
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    HEY!!! I WANT TOASTER OVEN

    *prowls for someone to recruit
     
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    doesn't putting the link to the site in the OP help pull its rank up?