In rehearsal, our first day of using a large red bouncy ball as a prop. Girl: Will you guys come stand in a circle and bounce the ball with me? Boy: No, let me finish this song. Girl: Fine. I'll just play with myself. Me: That's- Girl: BY myself. Then, later, the same girl: I like balls. Everyone else: That's what- Girl: BOUNCY balls!
(my dad explaining why he made such a mess in the kitchen while making dinner) "Well, when I make the tomato sauce I crush the tomatoes with my hands. When you squeeze them, they squirt." TWSS
We have to take that out of your mouth. (My dentist talking about removing a wisdom tooth) That's what he said.
Oh god, my friends and I have so many of these types of moments. Some of the good ones are: "You should give me a bite of that breast meat." (while eating chicken :lol "You can put it in as long as you want." (talking about Hot Pockets and microwaves) "You need to find a better use for your mouth!" (I think my best friend said this to me when I was being a fatass and eating a ton of food. Needless to say, I lol'd)
HAHAHA! My friends have this routine going: 1: Thats what she said 2: In bed 3: Without pants on "Damn its hot tonight." Thats what she said!
I actually said this once, I was talking about a bolt of of lightning. "Oh, baby! That thing was HUGE!" It took me a couple of seconds to realize that that's what she said...
It's ok if your squirting it into your mouth but it's when you're sucking on it that it becomes a problem (my science teacher talking about sharing drink bottles)