Best gay quote evs!

lol I like these quotes! xD I read this one on a LGBT youth site.

“The bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 to heterosexuals. This doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals, it’s just that they need more supervision.”

 

this came from a friend of mine

" Lesbian are like magicians,....they don't tell you how they do it."

 

lol

 

Grate quotes. I've read each and every one of them

 

"Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass?"

"There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved. ~Boy George"

"I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, "Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?" I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: "Why don't we have a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day?" My mom would always say, "Every day is Kid's Day." To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner? ~Rob Nash"

 

My friends:
(We'd been talking about knife fighting)
Nick: Graham, could you take a man from behind?
Graham: Probably.
Me: Right, let's settle this, you bend over, or will I?

(Not that funny, well, I thought it was)

 

Here's two more, I forgot about

Willoh: I want a fag!
Me: You called?

Nick: Being gay must really be a pain in the ass for some people

 

My friend: "Don't worry dear, Vodka and Closets don't mix, it's just a matter of time."

 

My Favorite Show!!!!!

 

My good (Straight and very supportive) friend told me this one:

"I like rainbows. But you gays are selfish. You couldn't just choose one or two colors could you? Oh no! You had to take the whole f-in spectrum!"

 

lol...

 

These all are great

 

these are all brilliant :lol:

 

Here is a quote about how FAIL "gay conversion therapy" is from someone who tried it and, surprise, failed:

"So my dad says to me, son you did your best. Besides, you cant make a fish fly. And dads right you cant make a fish fly. But you could chuck a fish across the room, and for a few fleeting moments it really believes its flying. Until it smashes its head into the wall."

Here is a quote by my girl Margret Cho during her tour "Revolution":

"I am hurt all over for this awful war, but i am more hurt because someone somewere just got called a fag, or a dyke or a sissy or a chink or a jap. So i think if racial minorites, sexual minorites, feminists both male and female, hell all liberals. If we all got together and we had this big "too much information" go there voice, if we just went and did it, that would equal power, and that power would equal change, and that change would equal a revolution"

 

This one is from my brother
" If gay means happy, then when gay people get mad do they become straight"

And this is one of my favorite Will & Grace Quotes
Karen: " Fine, I'll get a better lawyer, a meaner, a gayer lawyer."
Will: "Well good luck finding that"

 

demetri martin for the win

 

read the botom lol.