What are you thinking?

Someone needs to fucking date me already. I am prime date material. Someone would be SO lucky to snatch this fine piece of ass up

...so why does it not happen? *sigh*

 

I wonder what this weekend will bring...

 

Tonight's show is going to be interesting...I really have to wonder what shit she'll put me through tonight. Maybe this time I'll actually throw something.

 

I know exactly how you feel Greg and am feeling like it RIGHT NOW!

Come to Melbourne, I'd totally date you.

 

*knows the feeling very very well* But with how epic and awesome you both are, I can't imagine your singledom lasting much longer.

 

You won't be single much longer. I really hope it works out for you and Hot Dating Site Girl.

 

*crosses fingers* It could fade out, you never know, we haven't been talking for that long. But she is awesome and she called me awesome, so that's definitely a step I'm trying not to think relationship, I'm trying to think friendship first.

 

Well that is the way to go about it. If you're both awesome, well then that's awesome.

 

I'm thinking that I really want to write out a cheque to someone. Just so I can lose my cheque-writing virginity. Free money, anyone?

Also I love the initials of my first and middle name. BJ. *&* '#'

 

You come to Melbourne as well. I WANT THE FREE MONEY.

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Random bassoon quartet playing Rehab.

 

i have a killer headache. bahhh

 

I'm wondering what the fudge the dream I had last night was about. I understand the part about telling my old hair stylist (who I went to high school with) that I'm gay, but the hole in the side of the building, the chase through the woods, and the new restaurant in town didn't really make much sense.

...actually, I think I see it now.

 

Of course. *gives cookie*

 

:O

*sexes benji thanks

 

I wish I could just come out on Facebook already. What the heck is stopping me?

 

so,just as i thought i couldnt get any more confused. He introduces me to his girlfriend! Whaaaaat?!?!?

 

I'm thinking I wanna go to the Starbucks you go to.
(!)

 

So I was thinking today, I need a job.

Not because I need to help pay for books, or save a buffer for grad school, or pay back the money I owe on my car (which are all things I do need to do), but because I want to be able to take girls on dates.

Skirt chasing! It may be what finally gets me to leave the ranks of the unemployed!

If anyone ever actually effin' hires me! Argh.

 

First off, I do need to move to Melbourne with you. I would so be all up in your dating grill Stu Om Nom Nom Stu Dates Good! :O

*cough* Aaaaaaaanyways...

I AM FUCKING FLYING OFF THE HANDLE RIGHT NOW! BLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!#@!$#~!

My grandmother is faking sick and refusing to eat or get out of bed and the only two people in town and NOT on a cruse right now are me and my sister in law. My sister in law is even MORE fucking crazy (oh, but i love her so much but she is very crazy) and shes freaking out that she needs to take care of my grandma whos freaking out she needs to go to the hospital and im freaking out because i need to take care of ALL of them plus my two little neices all at the SAME TIME when i have 6 HOURS OF READING AND RESPONSE HOMEWORK DUE TONIGHT! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!~

Why am i the only one left in town whos even a little bit sane, and who has a drivers license? I cant deal with ALL THIS SHIT! MY FAMILY IS INSANE! GRANDMA PLEASE MOVE TO FLORIDA LIKE A NORMAL OLD PERSON AAAAAAH!

 

I need some action around here... -.-'