Why are you gay?

Hmmm, there's a FEW possible Reasons.

I'm gay because I grew up knowing four GREAT gay people.

I'm gay because my mom and dad are divorced and I don't have the best opinion of my dad.

That's all I have for now!

 

I'm gay because I watched sailor moon, even if i didn't know what was going on or remember what happened in it
Because I grew up around my four girl cousins and older sister
And because when I was little I liked what I saw in the locker room :icon_redf :icon_bigg

 

I'm gay because that's who i am. one day i will find my better half, i hope, and he and i will be together forever.

 

I'm gay because the only boys that like me are total creeps.

 

I'm gay cuz'.... well..... My dad is an asshole and penises are just way too much fun to play with. Even my own!

 

Because my dad used to ask me who was best looking in girl bands

 

hahahahhahha :lol:

 

I'm gay cuz I saw my step mom naked:eusa_sick

 

I'm gay because...I read Stephen Fry way too much and fell in love with him. One day, though, he and I shall be married. One day...

 

girls are scary and they pee weird....sorta...

 

I'm gay because Michael Fisher, who had not quite honed his skills (or lack thereof) in the art of hygiene, had a crush on me in the fourth grade

 

You laugh, but I've had quite a few creepy male admirers, some nice ones too, but mostly creepers.

 

I'm gay because of your face! I mean... erm... (I always say that to really annoying boys who ask me why I'm gay )

I'm gay because I think gay people are cool.

Also because The entire male population of my old school laughed at me when one of them kicked a football at my face on purpose...

And... erm... Because when I was 4 I said I wanted to marry a girl.

 

I'm gay because vajayjay scares me :help:

 

Lol! Me too!

Im gay because i wanted to taste the rainbow..
Damn skittles..

 

Because a band of fairies came and threw skittles on me as a young child.

And I liked it.

 

I'm gay because the Mirror Mirror On The Wall told me so

 

I'm gay because mentally I haven't aged since I was five years old. I still splash in puddles when it rains, find CBBC enthralling and intellectually stimulating and most of all think all girls are icky.

 

I'm gay because I spent more time with my mom growing up then I did my dad.