Why are you gay?

Because the gay fairy put a rainbow under my pillow as a child.

 

Haha, oh dear lord, that was the funniest image that has even been put into my head, an adorable little kid Jazz lifting up her pillow and screaming "YAAAY!"

I'm gay because I have an overbearing mother.
God knows I love her. ^_^

 

I, too, watched Sailor Moon as a child.
And I protested when Cartoon Network never aired 'Sailor Moon: STARS'.

In my heart, I shall always be Setsuna of the Outer Senshi.

 

^OMG!! I swear Sailor Moon MAKES you gay!! I don't know a single person who watches Sailor Moon and is straight!!

All the clues when I was younger...and I completely didn't realize, even when I started reading lesbian Sailor Moon fanfiction...

For that matter, Setsuna is my GODDESS, she's so fit and her mysteriousness makes me SQUEEEEEE!!!

I also adore Neptune and Jupiter. (I SWEAR THERE'S A BIT OF LESBIAN IN JUPITER SOMEWHERE!!!)

 

I'm gay because I had a dream that I was being attacked my giant penises.

 

Haha omg!
On that subject... I had a dream/nightmare the other night that I had an evil vagina, instead of my wonderous penis.
It would always yell 'Feed me!!'. I was eventually put into a freakshow as 'the boy with the carnivorous vagina'.

It was really funny... but scary too!
That dream definitely makes me gayer.

 

*joins the Sailor moon club*
I too watched sailor moon, Mercury was my hero , but I truly fell in love with Rei. I believe we should start a sailor moon thread, who is with me!

Also @ Heatqueen: We all know jupiter is Bi, she just hasn't accepted it yet

 

I'm gay because I envy everyone with a penis.

:lol: Freudian Theory always cracks me up.

 

Pfft. My friend got a dubbed season of Sailor Moon STARS shipped and I watched the whole season.

Chyeah.

CHYEAH.

 

Psh
I own it now

Along with the Live Action series... and every movie and every other season made.

I've the comics and dolls too!

 

YOU LUCKY THING!
I wish I had the Sailor Moon series, but I don't. >.<

by the way and totally off topic...I LOVE YOUR SIGNATURE. XD
That movie makes my life even better every time I watch it. XD

 

I'm gay because it snowed on my eleventh birthday.

 

i'm also gay because the female sex is so sacred that I cant allow myself to infect it with that horrible male sex. i'm gay to save women!

 

thats not a reason

 

me because its a punishment for being hotter then most of the people i know
and way to arrogant

 

I'm gay because the Teletubbies gave me a group hug.

 

Im gay because I saw this penis on the internet, and I thought to myself, "Well that's just ...Fine.

 

hey nurture wasn't proven to be the reason why people are gay...
sailor moon and my four sisters made me gay lol

 

I blame My Little Ponies

 

im gay because boobs make good pillows