The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs

"Who's the chick of the relationship?"

DUH, I am gay; that means I like 'MEN' not women with penises!

 

'So you don't like men? At All?'

Um, no. I've just told you I'm a lesbian. Look it up in the dictionary. Dipstick.

 

straight guy to one of my gay friends:
"wait, so, you dont like girls? why? girls are amazing! guys are just...ew."


to add to wanders:
(after i tell someone not to say "thats so gay" becaue it makes gay equivalent to stupid)
"well being gay is stupid. i mean, come on, only a stupid person would choose to get aids"

 

"But how can you have sex with two girls? And no boy?"

That's generally the definition of lesbian sex. Two girls, no boy. :doh:

 

IMO, the two LEAST intelligent things that people say:

ANY version of "It's a CHOICE."

And, referring to my sexual orientation as a "lifestyle". Well, yes, by definition the way I live and who I live with, is a "lifestyle". But people refer to it in LGBT terms with such an oozing, demeaning context. I don't hear anyone referring to a devout 5-days-a-week churchgoer in a condescending way and mentioning their "lifestyle".

Hey! Zookeepers who love animals probably have a "lifestyle" too! So do police officers who are devoted to serving the public! OMG! The more I think of it, well heck JimmyBob! Thar be "lifestyles" all over this dang place. Whoooooieeeee!

 

I've always wondered how it works at the end with the whole "I pronounce you husband and wife thing and you may now kiss the bride" ....

As for the quotes, I can't add anything except the infamous "That's so gay!" one.... no comment to be made....:tantrum:

 

Most of the main ones have been said, but the other day a guy in my physics class asked if "Gay can be used as a verb." Him and some other guy got into a big debate about that....

 

Lots of people have asked why me and my gay friend aren't together, it annoys me that people think just because we're both gay we have to go out each other.

 

Some stupid kids at school (Not word for word, but close):

"Well yeah, gays are sick but two girls? That's hot."

Yep, it's okay so long as he finds it 'hot', but otherwise it's just gross. Makes perfect sense. >___>

 

"So that means you like penis then, right?" (in a very confused voice)

Yes, being bisexual means that I like men as well as women, duh

 

"Oh so are you just gay or super gay?".

That response was from a friend from an online game I seriously lol'd irl.

 

You're a lesbian because you haven't found the "right guy" yet! This one gets me heated!

 

P.S. Another thing...anything to do with the bible! Like how it's against God...blah,blah!

 

"You're lesbian? Hey! If I get another lesbian, will you two threesome with me?"

"For the last time, no. You're male and I don't want sex with you. Introduce me to a nice lesbian and we might get it on, but not with you. LES-BI-AN. It's latin for 'no penis kthnxbai', shit-for-brains!"

 

:roflmao::roflmao:I have to use that sometime

 

AHAHAHAHA
Oh god. that made me laugh so much.
I just might quote it in my signature XD

 

I explained what a transexual was to my friend yesterday and he said:

"But why... wouldn't it just be easier for them to change their mind?"

Don't worry, I gave him a good talking.

 

"So....you don't have a boyfriend and a girlfriend? Right now? At the same time? Then...how are you bisexual?"

Ummmm...when did I ever say that I need a guy and a girl at the SAME time?

 

My roommate to me one night

"So let me get this straight, you get with guys and girls?"

Yes, that's generally what bisexuality entails.