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The Absurd Excuses Game

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  1. futuristicfire

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    Sorry, but I'm Kenzo Tenma and I'm too busy chasing a killer.

    Could someone please create a universe for me?
     
    #641 futuristicfire, Apr 8, 2015
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    Been there, done that, took it over, and it's ALL MINE now. You snooze, you lose!




    I really, REALLY don't want to go back to work today!
     
    #642 MisterTinkles, Apr 8, 2015
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    I'm sorry, you have to. (Which is absurd :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:)

    Make me a world dictator
     
    #643 luminescence, Apr 8, 2015
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    sorry, 70 million people are cuurently waiting in line for that position.

    Give me the power to stop time.
     
    #644 Decandyman, Apr 8, 2015
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    I can't! Physics was my worst subject!

    Make the whole world like a giant musical, where at any point, everybody might break out into an elaborate number: at school, work, the grocery store...
     
    #645 HuskyPup, Apr 8, 2015
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    I've already tried, and it failed miserably

    Teach me how to fly
     
    #646 luminescence, Apr 8, 2015
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    I would, but someone stepped on my kazoo...

    Why do you think we're friends?
     
    #647 ByAnyOtherName, Apr 8, 2015
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    I can't say! Maybe because we are from the same state (I grew up in Traverse City, Michigan)

    Make Michigan more liberal and accepting...like Vermont.
     
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    I would, but I'm not into genocide!

    Make a box like the one in Schrodinger's cat experiment.
     
    #649 YermanTom, Apr 8, 2015
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    It isn't possible since Schrodinger is dead and isn't able to make one.



    Take me to someplace wonderful
     
    #650 MisterTinkles, Apr 8, 2015
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    I would, but that can only be located IN YOUR DREAMS!

    Go buy me a pack of Doritos
     
    #651 42Bowties, Apr 10, 2015
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    I cant bake my arms got eaten by your DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    put him in obedience training
     
    #652 11th doctor, Apr 10, 2015
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    He did go through obedience training! To eat humans!




    I want more cookies!!
     
    #653 MisterTinkles, Apr 10, 2015
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    Sorry, the wolf came over and took the rest of the flour.

    Let me control time!
     
    #654 Alive, Apr 10, 2015
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    Sorry, alien spaceman monkeys came to my house and ate my arms.

    Could someone get my book off the table Please?
     
    #655 storyofmylife, Apr 10, 2015
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    Sorry, the dog at it.




    Can somebody help me working on my truck today?
     
    #656 MisterTinkles, Apr 12, 2015
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    Sorry, but the Doctor just passed by fixing a paradox and it was sucked into the time loop with its counterpart in the time vortex.

    Can someone bring me to PAX so I can meet Markiplier!!!!!!!!???????? <3
     
    #657 42Bowties, Apr 12, 2015
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    Sorry but I'm going to be sick a week from now ._.
     
    #658 Winter Maiden, Apr 12, 2015
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    Oooops, forgot to ask for something there, so I'll start over, to keep things rolling!

    Make me a 9 course meal, with a different wine to complement the delicate flavors of each course. And presentation counts!
     
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    Sorry, you gave the Chef rabies and he had to be put down.
    Here's a bowl of dry kibble....
    and some toilet water.




    I want a million, billion, trillion dollars.
     
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