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The Absurd Excuses Game

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Ben, Sep 13, 2008.

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  1. Nugget

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    Okay--oh, look, shark, oh, big, white, shark, look, shark, everywhere, oh, no, surf, eat, die, no.

    I'm bored, make me happy, or else.
     
    #461 Nugget, Jun 19, 2009
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    i would, but i straight up hate you.


    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:


    can someone please find me a giant banana costume?
     
    #462 paco, Jun 19, 2009
  3. TEres321

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    Did someone say.... the b - word?!
    I'm sorry, I'm just deathly afraid of them, seeing one would cause me to seizure and die!

    Someone make me a Sammich!
     
    #463 TEres321, Jun 19, 2009
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    Sorry. Bread attacks the closest person to me when I touch it. I wouldn't want anything to happen to anyone.

    Does anyone have the time?
     
    #464 lilmantate96, Jun 19, 2009
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    Nope, England can't afford to have time. The queens vagina forces mess with it. Plus, you ain't even in my timezone so it would be pointless telling you my time! Can somebody teach me how to apparate?
     
    #465 Martin, Jun 19, 2009
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    I would but I'm only a sock.

    Have you seen my cat?
     
    #466 OneHatMadder, Jun 19, 2009
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    Sorry cant! i just stabbed my eyes out with a ball of wax :slight_smile:
    Get me a cake
     
    #467 TEres321, Jun 19, 2009
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    cake is full of sugar. i wouldnt want to give you diabetes.

    can someone go to the gay club with me friday? (its gonna be my first and im excited :grin:)
     
    #468 paco, Jun 19, 2009
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    So sorry, but my legs got eaten by my dog. :frowning2:

    Can someone help me actually get some sleep? =_=
     
    #469 TheBP, Jun 20, 2009
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    Sleep causes cancer.

    Would you curl my wig for me?
     
    #470 OneHatMadder, Jun 20, 2009
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    curling irons give my hands horrible burns, no matter how careful i am...sigh...i must be cursed :/

    can someone walk my dog for me?
     
    #471 Lucy, Jun 20, 2009
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    I'm sorry, but that dog looks like a bottle of vodka.

    Can someone give me a car?
     
    #472 Colly, Jun 20, 2009
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    I would, but I am allergic to things that move


    would someone please stop this musical writers block I have going?
     
    #473 silentsound, Jun 20, 2009
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    Sorry my advice is only for those who are stuck in road blocks.

    Can someone find me a kiwi?
     
    #474 Legnaj, Jun 20, 2009
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    sorry, furry things make me flashback to when my childhood teddy bear was run over by a car...


    can someone please fix the burn on my hand, it hurts!
     
    #475 silentsound, Jun 20, 2009
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    I would, but it might burn me, too, and my hands are so soft and delicate.

    Can someone give me a punching bag? I have those "punch-someone-in-the-face" urges again.
     
    #476 Nugget, Jun 20, 2009
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    sorry, there are too many people in the world who deserve a punch in the face to waste it on a punching bag


    can someone make my parents go to bed so I can go downstairs?
     
    #477 silentsound, Jun 20, 2009
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    Soz I only make randomers go to sleep.


    Can some one fast foreward two months please.
     
    #478 Rygirl, Jun 21, 2009
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    sorry, I have to feed the dog


    Could someone please stop this rain?
     
    #479 silentsound, Jun 21, 2009
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    I'm sorry, I have to go to church ( XD )

    Could someone make it be tomorrow already?
     
    #480 TEres321, Jun 21, 2009
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