I'm sorry, what? I thought dogs didn't need feeding? Errr, will bread-sticks do? You don't happen to have any gum on you do you?
no sorry my dentist forbids me from haveing gum on me unless you want the pice off my shoe... care to go fetch the paper?
Paper? Sorry i'm afraid i'm allergic to things that have been in contact with the air.... I could do with some Strawberries though, fancy fetching me some?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OMG! OMG! IT'S IN MY HAIR, IT'S IN MY HAIR! *jumps out the window* Anyone got some antiseptic cream? I just fell into a prickly bush...
Sorry, I'm fresh out of water; the elephant two blocks down took the last pint. Anyone want this last slice of chocolate cake? I couldn't have another bite...
Um...you made that right?...*looksdigusted*....Um Sorry I dont want the choclate monster to get me in my sleep.... Will you close the window?
I'm not touching it, I think that's mustard in there. *eew* Can I borrow someone's Cool Whip for my chocolate cake?
no, i'm EXTREMELY racist so i dont like to see colors mixed. can someone help me? my dad is white and my mom is brown and i dont know what to do about it.
Well, alright. But you are going to have to wait a bit while these baked beans digest. Could you spare me some change?