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The Absurd Excuses Game

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Ben, Sep 13, 2008.

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  1. pianomike

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    i believe you can speak the truth, last time i checked it was a free country.

    Can someone please come tune my baby grand piano, I think it's just a wee bit off.
     
    #181 pianomike, Oct 22, 2008
  2. GlindaRose

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    Sorry, I've got loud music blaring in my ears, therefore I can't hear it.

    Can someone teach me how to play the harp?
     
    #182 GlindaRose, Oct 22, 2008
  3. Drizzt DoUrden

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    Sorry, I only teach piano, lute, flute, guitar, drums, cello, violin, viola, trumpet, saxophone, tuba, clarinet, bass, dulcimer, trombone, baritone, and harmonica.

    Could someone please adopt me?
     
    #183 Drizzt DoUrden, Oct 22, 2008
  4. StandingUp

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    I'm sorry, but it's currently illegal for koalas to adopt humans.

    Hello. could someone please come and babysit my kettle?
     
    #184 StandingUp, Oct 22, 2008
  5. Nugget

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    Sorry but can't. I'm busy babysitting myself.

    May someone turn my Playstation on for me?
     
    #185 Nugget, Oct 22, 2008
  6. Swamp56

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    Sorry I have no arms...I'm typing with my feet.

    Can someone say "hello" for me :0 ?
     
    #186 Swamp56, Oct 22, 2008
  7. Nugget

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    No can do. I can only say my greetings in Latin Spanish, French, German, Greek, Italian, Bulgarian, Croatian, Polish, Malay, Tagalog, Lithuanian, Taiwanese, Swedish, Japanese, Chinese, Hungarian, Farsi, Canadian French, Albanian, Russian, Luxembourgish, Norwegian, Hawaiian, Korean, Icelandic, Armenian, Latin, Brazilian Portuguese, Vietnamese, Finnish, Arabian, Zulu, Dutch, Serbian, European Spanish, Irish, Hebrew, European Portuguese, Estonian, Thai, Slovak, Romanian, and Ukrainian. I'm still working on English.

    Can someone make me shut up?
     
    #187 Nugget, Oct 22, 2008
  8. Drizzt DoUrden

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    Sorry, you appear to speak so many langauges that I want to drink a lot of tea.

    Could someone call in a bomb threat on my school so my tests can be delayed?
     
    #188 Drizzt DoUrden, Oct 22, 2008
  9. StandingUp

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    i would do, but my chihuaha ate my phone

    Could someone please pet my teachers orangutan?
     
    #189 StandingUp, Oct 23, 2008
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    It's a little hard to pet it when my arms have been replaced with AK-47s.

    Could someone please go charge my iPod?
     
    #190 Apocalypte, Oct 23, 2008
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    Sorry, it's already so horny that 'charging' it isn't really an option. :wink:

    Can someone tuck me into bed?
     
    #191 GlindaRose, Oct 23, 2008
  12. Swamp56

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    I would, but I'm already sleeping as I type

    Can someone make me a brownie :grin: ?
     
    #192 Swamp56, Oct 23, 2008
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    No sorry, I'm stuck making a 10 foot tall paper mache bear for homecomming decorations!

    p.s. This is completely true! I'm going to post a picture in the next week or so...


    Go take a shower, you smell.
     
    #193 MLCarr, Oct 23, 2008
  14. Ben

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    I would, but... my shower... gives out water and water scares me... because it reminds me off... nasty people.

    Can someone please buy me a huge bar of chocolate?
     
    #194 Ben, Oct 23, 2008
  15. Drizzt DoUrden

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    I did. A few times actually. It's not my fault if they didn't make it to you *shifty eyes*

    Could someone bake me some cookies? Chocolate chip please.
     
    #195 Drizzt DoUrden, Oct 23, 2008
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    not right now sorry. the head of the CIA just asked me to join a super secret mission. all I can tell you is that it involves orange sticky notes and baloon animals.

    Can someone please file my toenails?
     
    #196 Odradek, Oct 23, 2008
  17. Drizzt DoUrden

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    Sorry I have this weird thing where I don't like to touch other people's feet.

    Would someone please tell the people of the world that minors have rights too!?
     
    #197 Drizzt DoUrden, Oct 23, 2008
  18. CinderELLA

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    Sorry. I am currently eating a pickle, and am therefore unable to tell anyone anything.

    I'll get back to you, though.

    Someone please pass the salt, would you?
     
    #198 CinderELLA, Oct 23, 2008
  19. Drizzt DoUrden

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    Sorry, my TI-84 broke and I am lost without it.

    Could someone please invent a caffeine patch?
     
    #199 Drizzt DoUrden, Oct 23, 2008
  20. BlakeHarmony

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    Sorry, I'd need to drink more coffee to be able to do that at this hour

    Could someone do my bio homework for me?
     
    #200 BlakeHarmony, Oct 23, 2008
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