Well, I never actually did use the joke, but I did manage to come out on TV. We were talking about a bread maker and we were trying to think of adjectives to describe it. My friend started combining adjectives. I don't remember his first one, but on the second one, he accidentally combined fantastic and magnificent to make "fagnificent". This is on live TV, mind you. It became my duty to save him, so I said, "I'm pretty sure you can't say that on television... but I'm gay, so you have my permission. Now, this bread maker..." It was the most seamless coming out I've ever experienced. Another friend told me that when I said that, there was a moment of silence in the control room and everyone's mouths dropped. The director (who was a student) then said, "Can we cut that out?" And my friend said, "No, this is live." Since then, I've only gotten positive feedback about my hosting. No one has mentioned my coming out, but they still complimented me and my friend.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. the bar tender asks him why. The pirate says "ARRRR its drivin' me nuts" BAHAHAHAH I know its not a gay joke but, I felt compelled to tell you all. hahaha.
I am SO stealing that! ...no I wont. -.- Whats the diffrince between a straight man and a gay man? 'bout five drinks.
Fagnificent! That's awesome! What do you call a gay dentist? A tooth fairy! I know it's over with, but I still find it funny.
Psh, if anyone has more gay jokes, post them Gives me a nice chuckle That Ladel one made me crack up. Here's one my friend sent me... There were these two friends, one who was gay, who died in a horrible car accident. They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter met them. St. Peter asked the first man for a picture of his wife. After looking at the picture, St. Peter asked him if he had ever cheated on her. The man replied, "I was unfaithful to my wife one time." St. Peter decided to give the man a station-wagon for him to drive around heaven. Now it was the second man's turn. St. Peter asked him for a picture of his wife and then asked if he had ever cheated on her. The man replied, "Actually I'm gay, but here's a picture of my lover, and I never cheated on him." St. Peter was very impressed and decided to give the man a Ferrari to drive around heaven. After a few months in heaven, the two friends met up with each other. The second man was bragging about his Ferrari when the other turned to him and said, "I wouldn't be bragging if I were you. I just saw your lover on a skateboard."
Fagnificent! I love it! You couldn't have orchestrated that any better if you had tried!!! Good for you!
