Nearly caught by my straight roommate mas******ing

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  1. ok455

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    I remember when i was in school and i masturbated in the bathroom and i was thinking about this guy i know. And i heard the door open and the boy i was thinking about came walking through the door. It was strange He just thought i was smoking in the bathroom
     
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    oh the many times i got caught my everyone in my family i just ingore the embrass and see what the wanted to continue where i left out
     
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    And I thought we were talking about masquerading!:icon_wink
     
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    Was he nude? Lucky you have a jock roommate. I wouldn't be so interested catching mine.
    :dry:
     
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    yeah, it sucks
     
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    Haha. xD I don't masturbate when people are in the house. Or if they are, I'll close their bedroom door and keep the volume down on the computer. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Now THAT would have been embarrassing.:eek:
     
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    >>>Was he nude? Lucky you have a jock roommate.

    He was wearing boxers, and reaching inside...or had pulled it through, can't recall which. My roommate was a bit of...well, the term we use is "Moose". After Moose Mason from the old Archies comic books. (Do they still make those?) Big, nice, but rather dumb.

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    And no, I never considered him all that attractive. Even before I caught him in the act. :slight_smile:

    Lex
     
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    ooooh risky

    nearly been caught a couple of times, kinda adds excitement sometimes...
     
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    Thats funny, I've never even been close to getting caught
     
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    My mom used to be bad at opening the door while knocking. This gave absolutely no time to say "wait" or try to stop anything. Not just from the masturbating point of view, but also if one were to be changing, or just general privacy. I never got caught but gah! I remember once I pushed my computer desk over about 6 inches (it was on wheels) so it would block the end of the door. Sure enough as I was enjoying myself "Hey, I can't get the door open" instead of taking a fucking clue. She's finally has taken to knocking on the door and talking through it unless asking and waiting for permission first.

    I have had wet dreams in the following situations: With my parents in a tent trailer, with a roomate in a pretty small dorm room(maybe 4 feet between the beds) and while sharing a room with my brother a couple years ago. I always slipped out to the bathroom and tried to clean up. I don't think anyone noticed.

    I still can't get over Lex's leaving and coming back half an hour later. I mean it probably is the best thing to do but it's still funny.
     
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    i luv sex very much any time any where i will !!!!!!
     
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    and sister and dad....
     
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    I've never been caught yet, thank god.
     
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    :dry:
     
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    i've come to some CLOSE encounters!!! DON'T ASK!!!:slight_smile:
     
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    Dear lord mortifying.
     
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    if that happened to me i would be quite shaky at the time but i would find it quite hot..