Do Germans have above-average tools?

no, im gay not 1/2 lesbian lol. im half serbian. 7.3, i just measured lol. soft its like 4.

 

This inappropriate thread now has 60 posts. Obviously this theory needs further research.

 

Future reference: Please don't say tool anymore I find it hard to take it seriously when you say that cause it makes me laugh haha! just say penis >..<!

 

Sounds good to me.


[I'm not German. In any way. Whatsoever. So sorry].

 

ppreston...i'm so happy to know the length of your penis. It had dearly changed my life....thank you. Honestly...the length of your penis doesnt have much to do w/ the thread "do german's have above average tools'.....not 'describe your penis in less than a minute.....go!".......but ty

 

toolio......I was wondering.....if we dont call it tool anymore and dont call it penis.....what COULD we call it? mailbox? sope on a rope? plunger? pecker? anteater? something else

 

I vote for the new word for penis to be "Bangwhopper"....or "Dingaling"

 

That's like so Aussie,not that there's anything wrong with that.

I (!) (!) like the old favourite PECKER

 

Yeah, pecker's a good word for it, although I've always wondered what our "peckers" are meant to be pecking?

 

ooh, i likee this thread.

 

How about Dingaling? lol =]....I have a question wouldn't like people from Europe all be one people? Cuz like way way way back they were all the sme and together. So would a Spaniard and a Brit and a German all be the same?

 

Everything (Mankind) started in Africa and branched out from there.

Dingaling was a Chuck Berry song. "My Ding-A-Ling"

 

Haha, someone should start a poll about penis sizes...

 

A pure english person (this is proberly impossible, im talking like a few thousand years ago) wouldn't really have much to do with any of the european people. I believe that originally, if you were pure english, you were ginger lol (not to say gingers nowadays are pure english, its just a genetic trait) but yeah, years ago ginger was a very common hair color. Im not sure if people were indigenous to the british isles since the dawn of man... hmmm..

 

Yeh in global we were watching a vid and like neanderthals or some people from that time or i think before were gingers 0.o.....i shud go watch south park

 

umm. i didnt notice i wasnt the first one to point out my ethnicity and penis size. about relevance, who cares about ding dong dingaling. and my advice: on your 10th day on a forum, don make yourself the biggest dick, penis whatever you want to call it.
i never provoked u. i didnt know u were a mod to control a thread. so keep to yourself

 

hmmm...
this is getting a bit heated :-/

not in a good way.. :x


EDIT: oh and to contribute to the thread - my 100% german friend is 9 in. soo in this case, definitely above average.

 

I agree, so I am closing it.