Nicknames

My name is Ian but my co-workers call me all sorts of stupid names. Slicky-Pants was one of my first nicknames at work. Sometimes they call me sloppy-pants, puddin' pants. I-us Erectus, I-on, I-bock, Sassy McSasserson the sasquatch with sassy sauce on top, Mr. McFeely, Sideways Wiper, Heavy Breather, Ball Hopper, Ol' Slammer, Neckbeard, Neck Pubes, The Dairy Fairy, Frozen Milkman, The Beer Baron, Commando Computero, Coffee-boy, Chicky-Licky, Chicky Ricky (roll the R), Twisted Sister, Chuminy Chumster, Spunky McSpunkerson with spunk sauce on top, Jason, Slammalammadingdong, Radio Voice, Valpolicellamothafucka.

It only seems to be co-workers who make up nicknames. Everyone else always calls me by my real name.

 

My name is Samantha
My nicknames are
Sammie
Samuel L. Jackson(Inside joke)
Smigol(I know it's spelled wrong but that is how my friend spells it)
Samus
And that's about it.

 

Real name: Casey

Nickname: Case. Only one I've really got. My friends have shortened it to cas when they write it though.

 

My real name is Jedd.
People call me Jeddy-Bear

 

Most people call me kevin. But my closer friends call me Kev or Kevster. My coach tends to call me Kevie because I've known him for so long. There are more, but the rest are too embarassing to even mention.

 

hmm my name is ben and my mentor who is 2 yrs. older than me calls me beny boo boo boo

 

Real name: Jacob

Nickname: Sunshine.

Do you know how weird it is having a 40 year old straight man call you Sunshine?

 

My partner calls me "Markie Doodles"

 

Well This Girl Stephanie Calls Me Big B idk Why But My Real Name is Billy