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Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. Tim

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    Because the polar bears turned on the heater.

    Why did I post in this thread again?
     
  2. HalfInsane

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    Because if you didn't, it'd be lonely.

    Why does it get warmer as you get closer to the equator?
     
  3. Tim

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    Because more people pee in water there.

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  4. STK

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    Because it isa laced with trace amounts of drugs.

    Why should we tolerate homophobic shit?
     
  5. NathanHaleFan

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    Because they're the correct ones and we're the social deviants.

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    Bermuda.

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  7. STK

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    Because the power of Lord Xenu compels them :confused:

    Who am I, and how did I get here?
     
  8. GunStarre

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    A better question is "What are you, and Who are you doing here?"

    Why was my answer a question?
     
  9. divadarya

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    Turnips.

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  10. smilealways

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    who cares.

    Why do we have music?
     
  11. JWAD

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    because other wise the musicians would be out of a job

    Why do people have free will?
     
  12. Tim

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    Because otherwise we'd all be in cages =D

    Why do people need to sleep?
     
  13. GunStarre

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    Because we need to wake up.

    Why do I post in this thread? :slight_smile:
     
  14. Tim

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    Because you like to see your signature.

    Why do I hate getting crushes? -.-
     
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    A: because if we all talked the same languge there would be no fun in it.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    kind regards
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  16. Tim

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    To become road nuggets.

    Why did his answer to my question make absolutely no sense?
     
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    cos you don't understand it
    why is the sky blue?
     
  18. JWAD

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    Because grey would be boring

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    Because they touch themselves at night.

    Why does ice cream give me brain freeze?
     
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    Because a brain melt would be to messy.

    Why do skunks stink?