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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Gaypjo

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    Granted congrats ur dead with no afterlife.

    I wish that school would start at 7:00
     
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    Granted, 7:00pm

    I wish my room was a different colour
     
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    Granted. It is now barf green.
    I wish I had more free time.
     
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    Granted, about 5 seconds more free time have been added

    I wish I had a trident (like my avatar)
     
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    Granted, but your trident is made entirely of butter (I feel some many innuendoes heading my way...)

    I wish I could focus on any task I wish and not become distracted :slight_smile:
     
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    Innuendoes? Not entirely sure what those are, but if it's what I think it is, I wish not to know

    Granted, you devoted all your time to this one task until everything, and I mean everything, is perfect.

    I wish the butter would never melt
     
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    Granted, it simply becomes infected with a mould that slowly turns the butter carnivorous and devours you in your sleep.

    Innuendoes... as in, sexually-themed puns or euphemisms.

    That wish corruption actually sounds pretty awesome :slight_smile:

    I wish religious people would stop killing each other and love each other instead.
     
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    Granted, the violent religious people will turn peaceful, but the peaceful members of a different group will turn violent instead.

    I wish for a piece of bread
     
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    Granted. It is disgusting, moldy bread with some sort of yellow goo on one end.
    I wish I could walk through solid objects
     
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    Granted, but you cannot breath air.
    I wish I could sleep easily.
     
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    Wish granted you will now sleep 24/7 and have no chances of ever waking up...good night

    I wish i already had surgery and recovered from it..
     
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    Granted. You have had and fully recovered from an appendectomy.
    I wish I could wield force powers
     
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    Granted, you wield force powers but you cannot use them.

    I wish I could make my eyes glow red.
     
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    Granted but when u do ur eyelids shut and can't open.

    I wish I was closer with my friends
     
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    Granted. You are only a foot away from your friends.
    I wish my brother did something other than repeatedly ask "REALLY?" when I came out as bi.
     
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    Granted, a Nazi scientist has sewn you and all your friends together.

    I wish I could present as an awesome modern female hippie and nobody judge me.
     
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    Granted, nobody judges you...for that anyway

    I wish it was the beginning of summer already
     
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    Wish granted, but summer lasts a day. (Less than a gosh darn weekend, that's got to hurt)

    I wish my homework would do itself
     
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    Granted but it does it in invisible ink

    I wish I had the superpower to turn into a dragon. (A night fury from how to train ur dragon specifically)
     
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    Granted but you have size of kids playtoy when you change.

    I wish I would be a werewolf.