Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you get 60
I wish for an extended free trial on my wishes, I need those!

 

Granted. The free trial has been extended by 0.000001 picoseconds. No, that is not enough time for you to still get them.
I wish I was comfortable with the idea of actually going about transitioning.

 

Granted, but you are uncomfortable with the idea of eating foods that aren't "feminine" enough.

I wish I remember the melody and lyrics of every song, and recite them perfectly.

 

Granted, but you have a habit of reciting the most annoying songs possible
I wish not for good luck, just no bad luck

 

Granted. The definition of bad is relative, however, so your luck is simply less bad than it was.
I wish other teenagers were more mature.

 

Wish granted they act like old people

I wish for a new hobby

 

Granted, catching and killing wild horny elephants with your bare hands is your new hobby.

I wish I had the patience to meditate for hours on end.

 

Granted, but you no longer have a decent environment, and can't do it anyway
I wish for the ability to heal any injuries when they happen

 

Granted, but whenever you do, it reduces your natural lifespan by one year.
I wish Hollow Knight's ending was more satisfying.

 

Granted, But everyone gets drunk in the end



I wish I could meet Daveed Diggs

 

Granted but you'll meet him at his funeral

i wish i had a credit card with no limit

 

Granted, but the credit card will have to be confiscated and deactivated 24hrs after receiving it.

I wish I could fluently speak all languages

 

Wish granted But everytime you say "Thank you" You cry

I wish I was cool

 

Granted. Your body temperature has been lowered to 20 degrees. You live, but freeze constantly.

I wish for a steak (medium) with fries.

 

Granted, but the moment you want to take the first bite, your boss calls you and tells you that you have to come to work right away, since there has been an emergency.

I wish for a perfect knowledge of tax law.

 

Granted, but the republicans change it again as soon as you receive the knowledge.
I wish the president of the United States had more intelligence than the pumpkin his face resembles

 

Granted, but he still didn't get enough of it to be adequate for his post.

I wish I could sing.

 

Granted, but only death metal parodies of Country music.

I wish I understood myself.

 

Granted, but other's are near-impossible to understand
I wish I could summon delicious french fries at anytime

 

Granted, but have to deal with annoying 12 yr olds raging and acting like edge lord assholes in your house forever.

I wish I could go back to 2007-2009 and just repeat from the start of 07 when a new yr starts after 09. Just so I don't have to deal with ignorant assholes screaming weaboo or weeb when someone disagrees or tells these ignorant asshole irl and online they're wrong..