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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. deepwaters7

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    Granted, however this power is hard to control and cannot slow down time
    I wish live radio stations could play inside my head, as in I can choose a station and hear it inside my head, just to be clear
     
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    Yay! This thread exists again!

    Granted. You only get to choose once, and once you do, cannot turn it off.

    I wish the concert tonight went better. (Just to be clear, I was one of the performers.)
     
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    Granted, the concert went drastically better for you, but it went drastically worse for the other performers.

    Make me a sandwich
     
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    Wish granted, but all the females in the world team up on you because you're sexist.
    (Sorry that was bad)
    I wish for the Great Depression to never have happened.
     
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    Granted, but it was because all the countries affected by it became dictatorships, so all the money went to the dictators anyway.

    I wish all the assholes in the world became nice people.
     
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    Granted but all the nice people become assholes.

    Define 'define'
     
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    wish granted, wait you didn't make a wish...
    define "define"
    Wish granted, you get the definition, but it's written in an ancient language nobody speaks any more so you are unable to translate it.

    I wish it was Tuesday already....
     
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    Granted but everyday is now tuesday.

    I wish for Morgan Freeman to narrate the rest of my life.
     
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    Granted, but he also mocks you mercilessly for everything you do and anything awesome that you do he downplays.

    I wish I had a TARDIS and a manual of how to use it
     
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    Wish granted, but the TARDIS is broken and beyond repair.
    I wish my live wasn't so complicated.
     
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    Granted, you now have a straight-forward and boring life
    I wish I could think straight, as in clearly
     
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    Granted but you think so clearly that everyone else can see your thoughts and they constantly judge you for it.

    I want pasta
     
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    Wish granted but it tastes like crap and as soon as you eat it you'll vomit

    I wish i could grant my own wishes
     
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    Granted but you every time you grant a wish, it does the opposite of what you wished for.

    I wish I knew how many lightbulbs it took to change a person.
     
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    Granted, but it replaces a random event, important or not, from your memory. This includes your wish.
    I wish for tomorrow to be...entertaining
     
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    Wish granted, tomorrow will be amazingly entertaining because people get to see you like in the Truman show and you can't get out or get any moment of privacy.

    I wish my house was cleaned up when i snap my fingers
     
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    Granted, but whenever you snap your fingers your house is "cleaned" by your personal belongings being removed from said house and burned, leaving a clear space.

    I wish I could sing in any style or genre possible.
     
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    Granted but every time you sing, other people will hear really bad country music, no matter what genre you sing

    I wish I knew all the numbers of pi.
     
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    Granted. but this info overloads your brain and, if you survive, find it hard to say anything other than a portion of the numbers memorized.
    I wish I could hear other's thoughts
     
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    Granted, but you are now unable to hear your own thoughts.

    I wish I could box like Muhammad Ali