Corrupt A Wish

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I wish that I could meet Freddie Mercury.

 

Granted but you meet on the planet Mercury and both die of no air

I wish I could fly

 

...But aren't you afraid of heights?

I wish I had one those flying surfboards from Treasure Planet

 

Granted, but the surfboard doesn't fly when outside or visible to other people or recording devices.

I wish that I could fluently understand, read, and write in every existing language, including dead and alien languages.

 

Granted but you become mute and paper incinerates everytime you try to write something down in order to communicate and your head feels like it's being drilled through whenever you try sign language

I wish I wasn't so angru and depressed

 

Granted, but now everyone else around you is angry and depressed, and they take out their frustrations on you.

I wish I were 100% content with my life.

 

OK, but then you suddenly die.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

 

Granted, but after tomorrow, you will have to go to school every day for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a giant muffin. ^.^

 

Granted, but you are allergic to muffins so you die.

I wish I didn't have siblings.

 

Lol, I died again? :lol:

Granted, but then you meet some people who act exactly like your siblings and it's no different from before.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much.

 

Granted, but now you are starving.

I wish I wasn't sick

 

Granted, but now everyone around you has fallen ill and you have to care for all of them.

I wish I'd find some better music to listen to.

 

Granted, but whenever you find a new song that you like, you have to listen to it nonstop for the next 2 months.

I wish lgbt+ people were accepted by everyone and coming out wasn't a thing.

 

OK but now cis and straight are shunned.

I wish I didn't have anxiety.

 

Granted, but it is replaced with an undying urge to eat dog food. :lol:

I wish I had advanced alien technology to allow life in void space.

 

Granted, but you have no clue how to use it.

I wish I was smarter.

 

Granted but you are expected to work for 20 hours a day to help solve the world's problems

I wish for nothing

 

Granted but you go mad from all the happiness

I wish I were an Apache Pilot

 

Wish granted but your deathly afraid of heights


I wish my crush liked me ( couldn't think of anything else)

 

Wish granted, but they like you too much. Run as much as you like but you can never get away, you can hear them getting closer, closer, even now.



I wish this wish was corrupted.