Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you can only do it once a day, so if you change into a dog, you have to stay a dog until the next day.

I wish I had more free time to write.

 

Granted, but during the summer, you have to write for three months straight.

I wish I knew the answer as to why the Halloween Burger King Whopper makes green poop

 

Granted, but only by finding out the hard way, and also having this condition the rest of your life.

I wish Ronald McDonald and The Burger King would come out as pansexual, and then, get married.

 

Granted, but they reach the next stage of Mascot Relationship, in which they both merge together in a horrifying fusion between clown and king.

I wish everything that I wanted was free ^)^

 

Granted, but it's free for everyone except you, and the prices double from what they are now.

I wish I already graduated high school and am already in college.

 

Granted; you graduate early, and find yourself taking online college courses...in prison.

I wish you had to put 50 cents in a slot on your smart-phone every-time anyone used one, and the money got magically sent to me.

 

Granted, but it is all in pennies.

I wish I didn't have this stupid cold.

 

Granted, but your home becomes flooded with coins.

I wish I knew what to do.

 

Granted. You must do EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.

I wish I could be stress free.

 

Granted, but everyone else in the world is stressful.

I wish I would pay more attention in math class

 

Granted, but you stop paying attention in all your other classes. Then you fail those classes and then you have to go to summer school. But hey, you passed math! :lol:


I wish I was riding an elephant.

 

Granted, but you accidentally fall off and land face-first in their poop. It's not pretty, trust me.

I wish I could get a good (gore) book.

 

Granted, but you get so scared after reading it, you can't sleep.

I wish I could go home.

 

Granted! But your new home is a dilapidated chicken-coop, in the back yard...where all phones and the internet fail to function.

I wish 10,000 baboons were released in Florida!

 

Granted, but they all die due to the climate.

I wish I didn't have to present my project to the class.

 

Granted, instead you have to present it to the entire school, and then, all the schools in your county, who will evluate it in front of a crowd of over 10,000---on national television, every Sunday, at 8 PM.

I wish the train would stop being late.

 

Granted, but now it's too early, and you never make it in time.

I wish it wasn't so cold outside!

 

Granted, but they take over the world and cause World War 3, wiping out half of the world in the process.

I wish I could have the food I just watched being cooked...-drools-

 

Granted, but it actually tastes nasty.

I wish I had plans for Halloween this year.

 

Granted, but all the fake spiderwebs you'll see will be real ones with giant spiders on them. :icon_bigg

I wish my homework would disappear.