Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but every time that you shapeshift, you can feel your bones grow or disappear, the erratic paces of your heart as it grows or shrinks, and all together, the physical affects of shapeshifting are extremely unpleasant, if not terribly painful. (whoops - too much? >.>)

I wish that I could control the weather~!

 

Granted, but the only weather you can control is when it's raining. You get soaked to the bone every time.

I wish I could actually apply makeup correctly.

 

Granted, but whenever you wear makeup everything else you wear will be worn wrongly.

I wish I could get some sleep tonight.

 

Granted, but once you fall asleep you sleep walk to the garden and think you're Uma Thurman in Kill Bill and go all samurai master on the trees using a stick.

I wish I could dance like a pro.

 

Granted, but then you have to dance the rest of your life away even if you break a leg or two - you'll dance on your arms. If those break, use your hips.

I wish I wasn't so scared of everybody. (Geez this is really easy to corrupt XD)

 

Granted, but in turn everyone is scared of you and you cause everyone to run for their lives and you never speak to anyone again (yep, that's the best I got).


I wish I could do the splits.

 

Granted, but now you have to stay in that position all the time, even when walking (you look like an oversized penguin) or sleeping (get a kingsized bed) or swimming (only use your arms) >w>

I wish could turn into a neko and turn human again whenever I wanted and have cat ears and a tail sometimes in human form ^w^

 

Granted, but because of your cat-like features, cats of all sizes will constantly try to mate with you.

I wish I could be a guy for a day, just to see what it is like...

 

Granted, but at the end of the day, you retain some masculine features for the rest of your life and you have no say in which features are kept.

I wish l had telekinesis and mind bending powers.

 

Wish granted but every time you use your powers, you take 1 year off your life.

I wish I could be a genderless being for life.

 

Granted, but you'll have no genitals, so good luck with urinating.

I wish I could understand and speak whatever language I choose.

 

Granted, but you'd only be able to speak it to people who didn't speak the language.

I wish I didn't have Tourette's....

 

Granted, but your bones will eventually become so stiff that you can't move and you are stuck in one position for the rest of your life.

I wish I was sure of my sexuality.

 

Granted but now you are unsure of your personality and feelings.

I wish that I didn't feel like how I do now but in a positive way.

 

Granted, but you will have to take happiness from others so when you are around people, they will feel worse and worse as you feel better and better. (am I explaining this ok?)

I wish I didn't have to sleep. Like, sleep isn't a necessity for me.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep. Like, sleep isn't a necessity for me.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you would be so bored with nothing to do at night you would start watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo to pass the time.

I wish I could communicate with animals

 

Wish Grated, but they insult you.

I wish One Direction wasn't taking a year break

 

Ok! One Direction is taking a10 years break!

I wish this wish don't becomes true.

 

Um, not granted? Then it's granted, but then it's not granted, then it's granted... my head's going to hurt if I keep thinking, isn't it. Ok, granted, but the world explodes due to the paradox.

I wish I knew everything there is to know.

 

You would know literally every thing, including explicit details about your parents, grandparents, and teachers sex lives.

I wish I had more time to do things.