Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you sound like an un-auto-tuned Rebecca Black. *shivers*

I wish I could become an earthworm.

 

Granted, but you can only sing in a tone no human can hear.

I wish I had two times the amount of money that I have now.

 

Granted but it is Japanese yen that canhot be traded for another currency

 

Ooops, ya for got a wish!

So, I'll go ahead, and make one to corrupt, to keep things going:

I wish everyone had to wear huge, polka-dot bow-ties and clown shoes to school, along with glasses they stole from Elton John.

 

Granted, but yours are the least flattering of them all.

I wish I could summon drinks from my fingers.

 

Granted, but only shots of cheap vodka.

I wish I was a cake.

 

Granted, but you have to be eaten by midnight or you will turn into a pumpkin.

I wish I could fly through the air just by flapping my arms.

 

Granted...but then you slam into a telephone pole on your first flight up.

I wish my professor would french kiss me. :eusa_danc

 

Granted, but he bites your tongue off by accident.

I wish my tongue would stop burning (I burnt it last night and the skin still feels raw)

 

Granted, but you no longer have a tongue

I wish I could actually comment on peoples walls again

 

Granted but you can only post rude things on people's walls >_<.

I wish that I was always happy and always looked on the bright side of life.

 

Granted, but it's garbage flavored.

I wish I was a magical girl!

 

Granted, but you can only be a magical girl on the moon.


I wish my homework would finish itself :rolle:

 

Granted, but it is horrible work

I wish school started already

 

Granted! Unfortunately, it's reform school.

I wish 50% of all humans would simply vanish.

 

Granted, but the 50% of the population is then replaced by Titans hungry for human snacks.

I wish Morning Show talk hosts were secretly the mainstream drug lords and had sections of their shows showing off their new stuff.

 

Granted! But drugs become totally legal, and the shows end up being like really long, boring, late-night infomercials, and the prices are 10 times higher than now.

I wish I was back in bed, sleeping, and having exciting dreams about water.

 

Granted, but you wet your bed (that's unfortunate.)

I wish I had nice handwriting.

 

Granted, but while every letter is perfectly formed and aesthetically pleasing, they are also mirrored and very difficult to read. Very pretty, but not very legible.

I wish I could shapeshift in any way I desire, as many times as I like.