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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

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  1. Anastaisa_Lynn_14

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    granted but it dosent work and smells like a skunk
    i wish i had an accepting family and hrt
     
    #7941 Anastaisa_Lynn_14, Jul 23, 2015
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    Granted. But the family is a family of swirls and they've chewed your powerlines and you are now without electricity.

    I wish it was Saturday because we are going to the coast.
     
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    granted but it storms every day you are there and snows you in the place your staying.
    i wish i had mor kettle corn
     
    #7943 Anastaisa_Lynn_14, Jul 24, 2015
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    Granted but your hair turns bright green.
    I wish I had a chai latte.
     
    #7944 larkcarmen, Jul 24, 2015
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    Granted, but it gets stuck in your teeth and you have to go to the dentist to get each piece painfully removed.

    I wish summer vacation was longer.

    ---------- Post added 24th Jul 2015 at 12:34 PM ----------

    Oops that was for Anastasia

    For SergeantKilljoy:
    Granted, but it's so hot it burns your lip.
     
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    Granted, but then summer never ends and it gets hotter and hotter, till everything melts.

    I wish for 450K USD in cash.
     
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    Granted, but it's drawn on with Sharpie and is unusable.
    I wish I had a tamed zebra.
    Btw Em, joke's on you- I drink iced chai lattes xD
     
    #7947 larkcarmen, Jul 24, 2015
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    Granted, but it's so tame it runs off with the first person who pets it, leaving you with a year's worth of stable rent.

    I wish I was rich
     
    #7948 wolff, Jul 24, 2015
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    granted but it eats your hair and poops on the floor (lol u never said potty trained)
    oops that was for killjoy *edit*
    granted but now your credit score is so bad you cant buy anything.
    i wish i hade more yarn.
     
    #7949 Anastaisa_Lynn_14, Jul 24, 2015
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    Granted, but you have to go through a ton of drama and pain to get it because hooking is illegal and then the police bust your door down in the middle of the night because they saw you get the yarn and you get arrested for being a hooker. The end. XD

    I wish I could see that Of Monsters and Men concert...
     
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    granted, but they all have the flu and cant play very well
    i wish someone would ask me on a date
     
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    Granted, but during the date they are rude and impolite the entire time, and end up breaking your heart <\3

    I wish could have my first kiss already
     
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    Granted, but they have the flu. Looks like you're taking a sick day!
    I wish I could meet you weirdos irl.
     
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    Granted, but we end up being so weird you wished you just stuck to online talking

    I wish I didn't have school in 3 weeks
     
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    Granted. Instead, school starts tomorrow.
    I wish I was a magical unicorn that could fly and crap rainbows. So like a Nyan Unicorn.
     
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    Granted but as a result you fail your classes and become unemployed and destitute.

    I wish I could meet Dan and Phil.

    ---------- Post added 25th Jul 2015 at 04:55 PM ----------

    Oh. oops. I replied at the same time as someone else
     
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    Granted. You met them for 5 seconds right after slipping into a coma
    I wish I have my salary already because im broke as fuck
     
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    Granted! But I've taken the liberty of covering it in glitter and whenever you try to spend it, rainbow glitter falls from the ceiling in large amounts. <3
    I wish I wasn't so confused about my gender.
     
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    Granted! But now your confused about what is edible, and what isn't, which causes you to try to eat a foam couch cushion, and be rushed to the hospital.

    I wish I was was a bouncy kangaroo.
     
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    Granted, but you can't stop bouncing and it starts hurting you.

    I wish I could spend all my free time with my crush and he would stay who he is all the time.
     
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