granted but now its twice as healthy and after you eat it you slowly begin to loose weight and wither away into nothing. i wish i had eyeshadow to go with my new brushes.
Granted, but each color stays on for one month before it wears off. I wish I could talk to and understand animals.
granted, now your so sexy nobody listens to you and is always slaping your bootay and honking your abs and guys faint over you whenever they see you so you never get to talk to anyone. i wish i was tan so i dont have to get new foundations to match my skin.
granted, now you never have to study ever because you become so dumb you drop out of school and live as a hobo.
Ooops, you forgot to make a wish! So to get things back on track, I'll go ahead and make one: I wish that reincarnation was true, and that greedy people got reincarnated as snakes.
OOH harsh response. Granted, but you only grow it on your back, neck, palms and soles of your feet. I wish I could turn invisible.
Granted! Instead, you develop a bright, red itchy rash whenever exposed to the sun. I wish I owned the world's best watermelon farm.
Granted, the watermelons start opening up and bleeding every 28 days regularly. I wish I was the King of France.
Not far from the truth other than the itching... Granted, however you're best by default, as there are no other watermelon farms, and all your melons are disgusting. EDIT: You're king for a day before France is invaded by Germany... Again. I wish I had my own Zoo
Granted! But in a fit of madness, you demand to be displayed naked in a cage, along with the monkeys. I wish had a magic ray-gun that would make people into my humble slaves!
Granted! But a tribe that finds peacocks a rare delicacy captures, roasts and eats you. I wish the force of gravity on the earth was 50% less, so it was easier to do physical tasks, and you could jump really high.
