Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you start to hate the colour red and you start to hate beans the more you eat it.

I wish that I had as many wishes as I could without them being corrupted.

 

Granted, but before you used them, they were stolen and someone threw a pie in your face(for no reason).

I wish I could listen to whatever song I wanted whenever I wanted.

 

Granted, it's called iTunes, but you don't have enough money to buy all the songs you like and you are stuck listening to the Barney theme song all day long.

I wish someone would bring me a delicious breakfast in bed.

 

Granted, but that person is amazingly, inhumanely hideous and spoils your appetite.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school It's the holidays, crude!

 

Granted .. but then everyone gets busy with something and you are left bored & finally want to go back to school


I wish I could play guitar like Hendrix ... xD

 

Granted. But it turns out not to be the legendary Jimi Hendrix, but a distant relative, Lou, who never got past playing a plastic toy guitar when he was 6.

I wish my bed was full of other HuskyPups.

 

Granted but none of them can see or talk ...

I wish that I lived in a place where everyone I liked and loved was immortal and everyone just lived the length of a normal life ... To be honest I don't even know why I am wishing for this, I just want to see how someone corrupts it lol.

 

Granted but they are in eternal pain and agony mwahahahaha
I wish my 14-year-old cat was young and playful again

 

Granted, but your cat only plays with one specific toy and will throw a fit if you try to take it away.

I wish I could go to VidCon.

 

Granted...but just as you about to touch down there is a devastating earthquake in Anaheim and ..your flight is redirected...of course the Convention Centre is just rubble.

I wish I had a Andy waiting for me at my apartment.

 

Granted, but I have no clue who Andy is so some grotesque lady shows up, to tell you that you are being kicked out of your home.

I wist that life were like the sims.

 

Granted...you're pixelated and your life is now controlled by some random gamer

I wish I had a bigger kitchen.

 

Granted! You are now the personal chef of Kim Jong Un, and preside over a huge kitchen. However, as the dear ruler is very fond of food, you spend upwards of 16 hours a day in it.

I wish a was a bipolar bear.

 

Granted. You have sex with male and female polar bears, but not for long. The ice caps are melting.

I wish I could be less stressed over the possibility of moving.

 

Granted. For an unknown reason, the Earth's gravity decreases by 50%, and anytime you move, it seems literally 50% less stressed. And also, much bouncier.

I wish Donald Trump would lose the ability to open his mouth.

 

Granted, but now his hair starts talking for him.

I wish I knew the future.

 

Granted, but always for just 15 seconds ahead of time.

I wish I had a trampoline for a bed.

 

Granted... but it came with gnomes and they like to bounce

I wish I had a swimming pool.

 

Granted, but you forget how to swim, almost drown, and now have a lifelong phobia of water.

 

I wish UnderTheRainbow had a wish to corrupt?