Corrupt A Wish

Um not sure exactly how to corrupt that.

I wish my favorite "cat" to annoy wasn't banned.

 

Granted, same here. He was so good creative and fun, and honest about how he felt. Hard to corrupt that wish.

I wish I could sleep more, and didn't have such a long commute.

 

Granted you now live in a studio apartment above where you work, but the boss and other coworkers can pop in as they please.

I wish my house would clean itself

 

Granted but now the smell of towels and cleanex is constantly floating around your house and gives you headaches all day.

I wish my hair could brush itself

 

Granted. Your hair brushes itself so much that every last strand of hair falls out.

I wish I could predict the future.

 

Granted, but it haunts you

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I wish I could eat more carbs

 

Granted, but you are no longer able to consume fresh fruit.

I wish I could time travel.

 

Granted but you change history and ruin the present.

I wish I had a pool

 

Granted, you have a pool of baked beans....Wait that is a good thing....Eh rolling with it.

I wish life was like a musical.

 

Granted 90% of the people in the world now find you annoying.

I wish I had unlimited bacon

 

Granted, but you choke on the bacon. Oh nos!

I wish that I had a banana milkshake.

 

Granted, but the banana used to make it was rotten.

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I wish I could stand for hours without my feet aching like a b*tch.

 

Granted, but now you can't sit.

I wish my significant other lived closer

 

Granted, but so do your enemies.

I wish my dog could talk.

 

Granted, but remember it has seen things.

I wish I was a super genius

 

Wish Granted, but you have a HUGE head.

I wish I could speak fluent spanish

 

Granted, but you lose your ability to speak English.

I wish my anime crush was a real person so that I could date her. ♥ :lol:

 

Granted, but you're only aloud to see each other once every year for 1 day at a time.

I wish I could play guitar better.

 

At last, Tacox has posted!

Granted, but you can only play guitar on the third day of each month because I said so. xD

I wish I had better clothes.

 

Granted, but they are all sized to fit dolls.

I wish my yard did not attract moles.