Granted! But everyone you come into contact with has to go 100 times more than usual, and can't hold it. I wish I had a 24k, solid gold toilet.
It gets clogged and overflows... More often than not. I wish I had a magic potion that would make anyone I give it to really attracted to me
Granted. You now wear diapers for the rest of your life. I wish the person below me gets to have a perfect job, perfect relationship and have a great life!
Granted, but you also freeze yourself and have no way to undo your actions, so you're stuck in brain-dead limbo for all eternity. I wish that my next wish on this thread will remain uncorrupted.
Granted, but any unhealthy food you eat tastes like you just licked an ash tray. I wish I could eradicate world hunger.
Granted, but you slowly starve to death because you spent everything eradicating world hunger. I wish I could meet a guy that I like that isn't straight.
Granted but you get a deadly disease and have to spend all your money finding a cure I wish I was in a famous band
Granted, but your obsessed fans break into your iCloud and post your nudes online. I wish for the most awesome vacation/holiday ever!
Granted! You've won an all expense paid trip with stops in Syria, and then, on to Liberia, Sierra Leon, and for your final destination...North Korea! Truly an awesome variety of places. I wish I had special shoes so I could bounce 10 feet in the air, and land safely.
Granted, and you land safely into the mouth of a dragon ^_^ I wish I could consume the souls of everyone like the guy in Mortal Kombat.