Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. HuskyPup

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    Granted! But everyone you come into contact with has to go 100 times more than usual, and can't hold it.

    I wish I had a 24k, solid gold toilet.
     
  2. NingyoBroken

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    It gets clogged and overflows... More often than not.

    I wish I had a magic potion that would make anyone I give it to really attracted to me
     
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    Wish granted I drank it

    I wish for a swimming pool
     
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    Granted but you forgot how to swim.

    I wish to be famous.
     
  5. NingyoBroken

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    You are now a famous serial killer.

    I wish I could shapeshift
     
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    That's bad :wink:

    Granted, but you can only shape-shift into a rock.
     
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    I wish it would randomly start snowing right now.
     
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    Granted, but it snows so hard that your entire neighborhood is buried under 2,000 feet of snow.
     
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    I wish school were cancelled for the next week.
     
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    Granted. You now wear diapers for the rest of your life.

    I wish the person below me gets to have a perfect job, perfect relationship and have a great life!
     
  11. NingyoBroken

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    But in return, you get a horrible life.

    I wish I had the ability to stop time
     
  12. lymanclark

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    Granted, but you also freeze yourself and have no way to undo your actions, so you're stuck in brain-dead limbo for all eternity.

    I wish that my next wish on this thread will remain uncorrupted.
     
  13. NingyoBroken

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    Yeah no, nice try.

    I wish that I could eat food that is unhealthy, but never get fat
     
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    Granted, but any unhealthy food you eat tastes like you just licked an ash tray.

    I wish I could eradicate world hunger.
     
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    Granted, but you slowly starve to death because you spent everything eradicating world hunger.

    I wish I could meet a guy that I like that isn't straight.
     
  16. NingyoBroken

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    He is completely asexual and aromantic.

    I wish I was rich.
     
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    Granted but you get a deadly disease and have to spend all your money finding a cure

    I wish I was in a famous band
     
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    Granted, but your obsessed fans break into your iCloud and post your nudes online.

    I wish for the most awesome vacation/holiday ever!
     
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    Granted! You've won an all expense paid trip with stops in Syria, and then, on to Liberia, Sierra Leon, and for your final destination...North Korea! Truly an awesome variety of places.

    I wish I had special shoes so I could bounce 10 feet in the air, and land safely.
     
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    Granted, and you land safely into the mouth of a dragon ^_^

    I wish I could consume the souls of everyone like the guy in Mortal Kombat.