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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

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  1. Paisley

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    Granted, but you are now Nicolas Cage and can only see 2 minutes into the future. Ala Next

    I wish I could control fire with my mind and not get burnt!
     
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    Granted. You decide to see what will happen tomorrow. You have a vision of yourself on the toilet having a heart attack and dying.

    I wish I could time travel.
     
    #6182 DarkClarity, Jun 18, 2014
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    Granted. But you end up ruining your future.

    I wish ice cream would rain from the sky.
     
    #6183 YuriBunny, Jun 18, 2014
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    Granted. They're all hot dog flavoured.

    I wish I own a vinyl record
     
    #6184 tulipinacup, Jun 18, 2014
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    Well I never heard of that but after an hour it will explode and make a mess!

    I wish I had a hilarious fridge
     
    #6185 Andrew99, Jun 19, 2014
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    Granted. Its so hilarious that any food you put in it magically transports into my fridge. Now that might not be hilarious to you but it is t me. Now be a dear and put some beer in the fridge.

    I wish I had a lifetime supply of oreos.
     
    #6186 DarkClarity, Jun 19, 2014
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    Granted. Now you own a lifetime supply of expired oreos.

    I wish the person below me will have a very wonderful day :slight_smile:
     
    #6187 tulipinacup, Jun 19, 2014
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    Granted, but he teaches middle school, and there's only a few days left of school. The students are OOC!!!!

    I wish I could go to camp again.
     
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    Granted, but zombies attack the camp and kill everyone there.

    I wish I had a crowd of cute girls that followed me around everywhere.
     
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    Granted, but you can't touch them and they become ugly if you look at them.

    I wish i had a Skeleton named "Mr. Bones" and he would cook for me
     
    #6190 Chiroptera, Jun 19, 2014
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    Granted, but those cute girls are all blind, deaf, and mute so you have to lead them everywhere.

    I wish I had a new car.
     
    #6191 finebime, Jun 19, 2014
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    granted! but Mr Bones is an awful cook and force feeds you everything he makes.

    I wish for and a twenty-fifth hour in the day.
     
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    Granted, hours/minutes/seconds are now shorter to accommodate this impossible change.

    I wish to go well in my maths exam today.
     
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    granted. you score a perfect 100, but the only exams you can pass from now on are maths exams. I hope you plan to have a career in maths!!

    I wish magic was real.
     
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    Granted, magic is real, but its secrets are somewhere on the planet and you would have to look for it in some remote part of the world. No other clue where it's whereabouts.

    I wish everyone would chase me into a big room, close in then say, "F*** it, let's sit down".
     
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    Granted. Suddenly there was an earthquake and you guys are stuck in a close fitting room.

    I wish I could travel back in time.
     
    #6196 tulipinacup, Jun 19, 2014
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    Granted, but you killed your grandpa, and now must become you're own grandpa.

    I wish I could rule the world
     
    #6197 Paisley, Jun 19, 2014
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    Granted. But your assassinated within 24 hours of taking over the world. I did it. Thanks for doing all the hard work and putting the infrastructure in place so I can rule. DarkClarity's Global Republic shall be a glorious new chapter in human history.

    I wish I was married to Emma Willis.
     
    #6198 DarkClarity, Jun 20, 2014
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    Granted. You married her at age 90.

    I wish I have a job already
     
    #6199 tulipinacup, Jun 20, 2014
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    Granted but it's minimum wage and they work you overtime mercilessly.

    I wish I could think of a decent wish.
     
    #6200 redneck, Jun 20, 2014
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