Not granted. You haven't specified what your actual wish was. I wish the cure to the common cold was found.
Granted... but the cure is getting fifty shots in various places on your body. I wish nobody ever got mad at me.
Granted, no one ever shows you any anger directed at you instead they sublimate it and take their anger out on everyone else so the everyone around you is miserable. I wish we could return a simpler more bucholic life.
Granted! You now live in a world where food grows in such abundance there is no need to farm, and you run around naked Then, one day, this snakes comes along, you eat this apple, and poof, now you have to toil in the fields all day and wear coarse, scratchy wool robes. I wish I was a teenage boy, whose only job was as a sponge-diver, basking in the clear blue waters of the mediterranean, the water glistening on my skin.
Granted. Your now 13 But being 13 your too young too work so your immediately fired and its back to school. I wish MySpace was popular again.
Granted. But you lose the ability to talk, due a freak accident with a blender where you must have your vocal chords removed. I wish I got paid $80,000 a year, just to sit around and corrupt people's wishes here.
Granted, every human on earth quickly perishes from a deadly disease, therefore eliminating the source of war. I wish to go to space for one day.
Granted. Suddenly a Japanese monk appears before you. Monk: "Jordanjustsayin, in order to achieve true happiness you must be physically and mentally strong and the moment you are neither. And it's only with disciprine, that you'll be become physically and mentally strong.Then you'll be able to achieve happiness." Jordanjustsayin: "That sounds like too much work. Give me a quest." Monk: .... Very well. For your quest, you go to Africa and build houses for impoverished people to live in." "Jordanjustsayin: "Can I just do the whole disciprine thing?" Monk: "No. I've already booked the ticket" So you fly off to Africa and build houses for impoverished and you find true happiness in the fact that your helping improving the quality of life for people less fortunate than your own. At Christmas time you fly home to visit your family but the plane for on is struck by the meteor and you end up in the ocean. Luckily your not in the ocean for long because a ship comes along. Your pulled up into the ship. Turns out the ship only has priest and little boys on it. ???: "Hello there young man, I am Father Jonas. This is a catholic boat ship where we are teaching the young boys Christian values. We saw the reckage and sailed towards it, I'm afraid your the only survivor. Come rest." You think, "thank goodness, I'm going to be okay" but the priest locks you in a closet. And then it dawns you .... [YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOwn2Tq_0Mw [/YOUTUBE] Two days later the door opens and there's a somali pirate staring right at you and he stabs you in the face with a machete. And to think this all happened because you wanted to be happy. You should have just drunk dangerous levels of alcohol like the rest of us. I think this has so be the most random corruption I've done so far. Anywho, I wish I was the Pokémon league champion in the next gen games.
Granted but now you no longer live in the real world, you now live in the gaming world... You never see anyone or anything you know in the real world again... From now on you live life like a computer game, meaning you no longer need food, you no longer need to go to the toilet, etc... When someone stops playing the game you go in a dream like state until someone turns on the game console again. I hope you like the game. I wish that everything in my life was perfect and that I was very happy and lived the rest of my life with out stress.
Granted. You are forever forced to listen to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxLHUxzEoRU I wish I a had pet pegasus.
