Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you will be happy and appear unsenive to sad people
I wish the world would end

 

Granted, but it starts again five seconds, a hundred times worse.

I wish for the ability to speak in any accent I desire, at any time I want.

 

granted but you will not be able to ever hear yourself or others speak
:badgrin:

I wish time stopped and the universe will stay still not moving an atom
it doesn't bother me if i freeze too :icon_wink

 

Granted but then everything would start falling

I wanna meet Britney Spears!!

 

Granted, you meet with her lifeless corpse; stroking her pale, decaying face. You laugh. She is yours now. All yours.

I wish for a Porygon.

 

No That's so cruel

But when you meet it, its been hacked. (Since its made by programming )

I wish that i could shine bright like a diamond

 

Granted. But you also come to resemble a diamond, become crystalline and immobile, and are abducted, and cut into smaller stones, and made into jewelry.

I wish all boys at age 16 had to get mohawks, and dye them like Rainbow Dash, and maintain the style for at least one year, as a rite of passage.

 

Granted but at the age of 17, you must then undergo a painful subincision without anaesthetic as a rite of passage.

I wish I were dumber.

 

Wish granted but in the process of becoming dumber you become ugly and bald.

I wish dogs could talk

 

Granted. But they're going to tell you they hate you and the rest of the human race.

I wish I was an elephant.

 

Granted, but the elephant was fed a bomb by a terrorist and as you hugged it for the first time you blew up along with all your family and friends and anyone else in your current city. Additionally the US blames Russia for that Terrorist attack in Ind. and with both countries rallied they nuke Russia. After that Russia nukes both countries and a few month later most life on earth has been annihilated.

I wish I had a minion from despicable me

 

Granted but the minion turns against you and eats your family for breakfast

I wish Harry potter was king of England

 

Wish granted but all magic is pernamently removed from the Universe.

I wish that this wish will not get corrupted.

 

Wish granted, but all of your friend's wishes will be corrupted instead

I wish I was able to speak all the languages of the world

 

Granted, but you're never able to respond to someone in the correct language.

I wish everyone in the world (including myself) was erased from existence.

 

Wish granted but we will be sent to a parallel universe where penguin kind has enslaved us all and we will be forced into building a giant laser gun to fight the polar bears from a third universe.

I wish I was braver

 

Granted. You are so brave that you are foolhardy and are quickly killed as you fail to correctly judge safety boundaries.

I wish I were amazingly attractive.

 

wish granted but you'll be attractiv to hidious ogres like me

I wish looks were not important

 

Granted, but now possession have taken the more important role and society will judge you on what you have in that department

I wish i was a lama in a great big lama world

 

Granted. You must confine yourself to the strictures of Tibetan Bhuddishm

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.