Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you can never buy another computer chair again.

I wish I had the motivation to get up and do something! -.-

 

Granted. But there is nothing worth doing that is any fun.

I wish I wasn't stuck on hold with my mobile phone provider... damned call centres...

 

Granted, but it's the only number your phone will dial.

I wish that there wasn't so much housework to do.

 

Granted, but you no longer have a house.

I wish I had more than four hours of sleep last night.

 

Granted, and you can only stay awake for 2 hours a day.

I wish... for a genie.

 

Granted but every single copy of the movie Aladdin disappears forever.

I wish I could find the perfect career.

 

Granted. But you wouldn't be able to find your perfect partner.

I wish I could just be as good as new.

 

Granted, but you have to start life completely over.

I wish I could have seen Freddie Mercury in concert.

 

granted, but now you are set back 33 years, and live in the 80s.

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

 

Granted, but it's a Rhinoceros.

I wish I were motivated to do the things I want/need to do.

 

Granted, but you find there is nothing you want to do

I wish I weren't so tired

 

granted, but now you sleep on the floor.

i wish i had a boyfriend

 

Granted, but you no longer are interested in men.

I wish I had started college right out of high school.

 

Granted, but high school now runs until you are 25. And no one is mature until they leave, still.

I wish I wasn't at work today

 

Granted. You no longer have a job!

I wish I had a real job. (Not working for my mom)

 

Yay! Unemployed! Living the dream! (as my friend takes pleasure in announcing every time he gets laid off from a job lol)

Granted, but you live in a slave state, and everyone has to undertake dreary, monotonous, unpaid labour for our robot masters.

I wish I could remember where I put my ipod...

 

Granted. You sold it for magic beans which did not grow into a beanstalk.

I wish I had more itunes money.

 

Thats the last time I buy beans from ASDA (part of Walmart)!

granted, but all you can buy with it are Beegees tracks. And Flashdance.

I wish I had some real magic beans that actually grow!

 

Granted. But they grow into a magical narcotic coffee and now the Colombian drug cartel is after you.

I wish I were 14 again

 

No me gusta Walmart. They suck.

Granted, but you are killed by the giant at the top of the beanstalk.

NINJA'D! Granted, but you have to relive the rest of your life as well.

I wish my nephew were in school so I wouldn't have to babysit most days.