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    Wish granted .. but the moment you fly out world war III starts and all the sky turns into a shooting gallery .. have fun trying to dodge those missiles :lol: ...

    I wish I was dead :icon_sad: ...
     
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    Granted, but you get reincarnated 9 months later with all your memories of your past life.
     
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    I wish you remembered to wish for something.
     
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    Granted. But his wish was that you were dead.

    I wish I could eat anything I wanted and never gain weight.
     
    #3704 Adelaida, Dec 19, 2012
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    Granted, but the reason you will not gain weight is because you will have a tapeworm lodged in your stomach.

    I wish I was shorter!
     
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    Granted. You are now so short, it is difficult to climb the stairs to your office at work.

    I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
     
    #3706 confuzzled82, Dec 19, 2012
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    Granted. Your recieve a text from your boss. It's reads: "Don't come into work tomorrow because your fired.

    I wish I could be alone forever.
     
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    Granted. But you are never alone when you have your thoughts and schizophrenia sets in.

    I wish pokemon were real. I would love for people to pay me 1000 dollars for kicking their ass.
     
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    Granted, but now the meaning has morphed to Poke-a-man...so you kick ass and get paid in monopoly dollars and they poke you with hot irons in there face. Oh shit, its already started, huh bro?

    I wish I could land an internship with NAD!
     
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    Granted, but I don't know what you mean, so I'm giving you and internship with the Noodly Academy of Doodleness.

    I wish I had a warmer coat.
     
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    Granted, but the coat is lined with asbestos.

    I wish that my polygamous heart could just focus on the relationship I am in.
     
    #3711 KeanusGuitarus, Dec 20, 2012
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    Granted, but you become too clingy and your partner hates you for it.

    I wish he would tell me loves me when I tell him I love him.
     
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    Granted, but he's lying.

    I wish I could visit Italy, USA and Japan
     
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    Granted, but the plane crashes.

    I wish I could go scuba diving
     
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    Granted, but a shark bites your leg off.

    I wish I could meet Ke$ha ♥
     
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    Granted, but she murders you for not brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels this morning.
     
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    I wish you had also remembered to wish for something!
     
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    Granted, but their wish was for the world to end.

    I wish I had a tail.
     
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    Granted. Your tail belongs to a long-neck dinosaur and you later die of fatigue from dragging the thing around!
    I wish I could fly! :O
     
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    Granted. Unfortunately, your arms get tired when you get to about 500ft, and you drop.

    I wish I had a bigger chest.
     
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