Corrupt A Wish

granted, but you can only write it in purple crayon.

I wish I had a red Ferrari

 

Granted, but it's broken and you can never drive it.

I wish I had candy right now.

 

Granted, but its too hard to bite into.

I wish I could live peacefully as myself.

 

You can. But only for two minutes before you're destroyed by a falling asteroid.

I wish my Dr. Pepper wasn't frozen.

 

Granted, but the can broke and your soda's all on the floor.

I wish I could be out with no consequences.

 

Granted, you're out. Outside, that is.

I wish I were telekinetic!

 

Granted but your head hurts.

I wish I had a parrot.

 

Granted, but it's feathers fall out and its mute.

I wish I had unstoppable cosmic powers.

 

Granted, but your mind explodes from all the power.

I wish my boyfriend and I will be able to live together and have the jobs we want.

 

Granted but you will be millionaires. ( I couldn't ruin that wish. )

I wish that I could sleep right now?

 

Granted. But you will wake up in an hour and not be able to sleep for a week.

I wish that drunk person didn't pull the fire alarm in my dorm and make me leave my computer for almost 15 minutes.... it was weird because the emergency people where there before I even got out and they are located over a mile away O.O

 

Granted. Instead, there was an actual fire, your computer was burned, and the fire department didn't get there for over a half hour.

I wish my cat would let me hug her right now.

 

Granted, but afterwards, she escapes out the door! O.O

I wish I could get motivated to do my homework.

 

wish granted but right after your friends invites you to go to a party and you will no longer do you your home work. lol

i wish the guy i've been eyeing on would say if his straight or not or he likes me or not

 

Granted, he is gay but doesn't like you.

 

Granted! I magically deleted your wish!

I wish I could eat all the ice cream I want without getting fat.

 

Granted, but all other food increases caloric intake by 500%, causing even vegetables to become extremely fattening.

I wish I had X-Ray vision.

 

Granted. But you no longer have normal vision and you can't perform regular activities because you can't really be sure wha you are looking at is really what you think it is.

I wish my paper on this article was done, will get me an A, and is not plagiarized.

 

Granted, but your teacher loses it and forgets to ask you for a new copy.

I wish I had watched the new Doctor Who episode last Saturday

 

Granted but then you have a brain meltdown and forgot what you watched!
I wish I could have a bad wish