Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but Rainbow Dash isn't too pleased with having an owner, so she flies back to Ponyville.

I wish I had something to do.

 

Granted, but you do it too quickly and get bored again.

I wish that everything ends up perfect for David and his family

 

Granted, but I'm not sure if I know which David you're talking about, so I grant the wish to the one I know. Hopefully it's the right one.

I wish I had the courage to be a girl in public.

 

Granted; but only in a different dimension where girls don't exist and never will.
I wish that I had a girlfriend.

 

Granted, but she moves away leaving you wondering what could've been.

I wish that I could see this person again soon.

 

Wish granted, but they won't be alive.

I wish I could take back all the times I foolishly wasted my money

 

Wish granted, but you have to give all the money to homeless people..

I wish I lived in a chocolate house.

 

Granted, but I ate it. And it was scrumdiddlyumptious!

I wish I didn't have to wait for my money.

 

Granted, but you only get a penny a day without them charging me for "damages"

I wish I could paint my dorm room

 

Granted but you can only paint it one color. Gray

I wish I was better at saving money

 

Actually... thats exactly the color I wanted xD Gray is so soothing and neutral but can be sometimes perceived as a gray-blue. Its so much better than the light beige

Anyways... granted... but a fire burns down everything you own and you have no home insurance so you end up with having no money at all.. and no house

oops... I wish I had printed more of my art pieces to hang in my room =\

 

Granted. Then they melt for no reason.

I wish I kept a better track of my stuff.

 

Granted. They build you an athletic track on which to run.

I wish for marriage.

 

granted but then your man turns into an alcoholic and you have to file for divorce

i want...ummm...i want to be on T already!

 

Granted, but it's the lowercase "t." You aren't old enough for the uppercase "T."

I wish it were a comfortable temperature in my room

 

Granted... Your stuff is now replaced by very comfortable cushions that resemble thermometres, the Celsius symbol, and air cons, while your walls are covered with razor sharp fan blades.
I wish this wish wont be corrupted.

 

Granted, but the wish becomes a paradox and blows up in your face.

I wish I could find my perfect boyfriend soon.

 

Granted, but He poops on the walls.

I wish I had blue hair.

 

Granted, but sooner or later you will all become blue...
I wish I could hook up with Simone Simons.

 

Granted, but she thinks you're a stalker so after luring you into an alley, she pepper-sprays you

I wish my feet didn't hurt.