Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. LailaForbidden

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    Granted. but it becomes so awesome that it gets overrun by people causing the server to crash :slight_smile:

    I wish I coudl dance in the rain right now :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Granted but the rain poured so much and lightning struck you, too.

    I wish for more goldfish crackers.
     
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    Granted but instead you just got golfish.

    I wish for something nice for NiCoco :slight_smile:
     
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    Granted, but I received a box of crap.

    I wish for something horrible for Mercuree.
     
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    Granted but I got nothing. I wish I could fly.
     
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    Granted, but every time you fly, a bird poops on you.

    I wish I could have a pet octopus.
     
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    That would be the awesomest thing ever, until it gets loose and is turned into takoyaki.

    I wish I looked good in photos.
     
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    Granted, but in one photo..somebody photoshopped your booty looking too big.

    I wish for a glass of lemonade.
     
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    Granted...you had to see this one coming...it is sans sucre, just pure 100% lemons! pucker up baby!

    I wish to be well! my friend is putting off moving in until I'm well!
     
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    Granted, you are now very skilled at being. But now your friend refuses to move in because you keep being in the bathroom with the door open.

    I wish I didn't feel so off today.
     
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    Oooooh! I see what you did there, Be to Being! I aint good with the being verbs, luckily in ASL they are banned! :grin:

    Granted, you are now ON today! Go, you are on now, on stage, they are waiting...you remmy all your lines, right? Uh, oh...

    I still sick! I wish again to get better!
     
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    The verb "to be" tends to be a pain in the ass in most languages. Conjugation's a bitch.
    Especially with me there making sure you do it right.

    Your wish is granted, and you are now much better at being sick. You can now vomit into the toilet from over two meters away.

    I wish this country used metric.
     
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    You need to learn ASL then, there is NO Conjugating! :grin: And you will not be able to correct that in me. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: still puking..

    Granted, this country uses metric, but it also has re-established Nazi eugenics and is rounding up all the diseased, disabled, and gay. Hehehe! You just screwed all of EC! great job!:eusa_clap The will be knocking at the door and doctors will be turning us in. And it is all documented in metrics.

    I wish I had chocolate.
     
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    Granted, but the moment you touch it, it dissapears

    I wish the corruptor of this wish will wish this wish was easier to corrupt so I can corrupt it
     
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    RyRy just broke the machine again!
    It is spewing out all sorts of weird things on EC!
    eeewwww!!!

    what is that???

    I wish it wasn't that big!
     
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    Granted, but now there's two.

    I wish I had less hair on my body.
     
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    Granted, but now you are bald.

    I wish I owned a private jet.
     
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    Granted. You now have a plastic toy jet.

    I wish I wasn't so lazy.
     
  19. Granted, but now you are annoyingly hyperactive.
    I wish I could go to the moon.
     
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    Granted, but you can't come back ... :/ now I feel mean
    I wish I could feel less mean about corrupting the above wish ...