Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you an activist against activism.

I wish I didn't make this wish. -_-

 

Granted, but it means your post count goes down.

I wish I had the ability to control milk and milk products.

 

Granted, but you lose control of your right big toe.

I wish I was a wizard, Harry.

 

Granted, but you don't know how to effectively cast any spells.

I wish there was something nice to wish for.

 

Granted, but you don't get to wish for that nice wish.

I wish my step-brother was less of an idiot.

 

Granted, but to balance it out, you become more of an idiot to make him seem less of an idiot.

I wish I had a panda cupcake to munch right now.

 

Granted, but the panda on the cupcake bites you back.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to take a damn shower.

 

Granted, but now you're too lazy to get out of the damn shower. :roflmao:

I wish someone would come and talk to me in Chat. Lol...

 

Granted, but they are really boring and leave immediately.

I wish I pass my science quiz.

 

Granted, but you fail every other tests for other subjects.

I wish that you wouldn't corrupt my wish.

 

Granted, but this is your last wish ever.

I wish I didn't have a stepbrother.

 

Granted, hey she's on here and mtf! Just call her stepsister now.

I wish I had a cute date!

 

Oh my, and what a cute date indeed! Shame it's the wrong gender, though, isn't it?

I wish I wasn't so tired in the morning.

 

Granted. You aren't tired in the morning anymore because morning no longer exists.

I wish I could speak every language.

 

Granted. You speak every language but the only people you ever get to speak to are complete idiots.

I wish my crush was gay.

 

Granted. Your crush is gay. Your crush is also Crush.

 

Your non-wish has been corrupted by becoming a wish. You wished for me to wish a grand wish.

I wish that I could magically transform myself into my idea of the most attractive male figure (and still maintain my amazing genius. lol)

 

You consider yourself the most attractive male ever to live and breathe, but the moment you open your mouth, you sound so arrogant about it that even the most shallow or drunk of men find you unbearable to be around.



I wish my shoes would stop scuffing.

 

Granted, they now play "Gone with the Wind"

I wish I could concentrate on what needs done not just my gender identity crisis!

 

Granted, you now forgot about your gender identity completely as you are a rock.

I wish one of my roommates was not going to live with us.