Granted, but the Kinsey scale collapses under so much pressure so it never exists anymore. I wish we all could just be human-sexual and leave it at that.
Granted, but everyone in the world is having sex every minute every day. Mega-orgy. I wish I didn't have any monkey-fightin' snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!
ganted, but the plane never lands it just goes up and down and everyone runs out of airsickness bags in 6 hours. I wish for world peace!
Granted, but everyone is now hippy and rocknroll, and completely stoned, and use words like 'dude' and psychedelic way too much. I wish for an ice cream sundae
Granted. You get the piece of Russia where nobody lives. Oh... homophones.... I wish there were no diseases of any type! D'awwwww sniped!!! Granted. Your Sundays are filled with ice cream to the point where you... idk, explode My wish stands prior to sniping.
Granted, no diseases just nothing to stop the super bugs that were created by that "cure" and as they grow larger, too large to invade human cells, they start to just try to sexually reproduce, with humans! I wish to end world hunger...im hungry for that ice cream thanks to rainbow-sniper attack
Granted. Now all people in world are so fat that they can't move. I wish that there were 36 hours in single day
Granted, but instead of nights lengthening, days do, and everyone gets so tired they are forced to hit themselves over the head constantly to stay awake. I wish my Itouch screen was fixed.
Granted. Now it cannot reproduce, if it ever found a reproductive mate. I wish I could just wipe away the past, and start over.
Granted. But now all your memories are wiped away, too - so you can never prevent yourself to repeat all the faults you've done before. I wish I'm out to everyone!
Granted, however you are destroyed in the process, the entire universe is back at the big bang. I wish I could change what parts I had on a whim.
Granted, but not your private parts :lol: I wish tennis season lasted a little while longer... ended today...
Granted, but now it's going to last through an unseasonably hot and muggy summer, and your coach will force you to practice several hours a day. I wish for whirled peas.
Granted, but they are only large on your computer, and take up so much space that your computer cannot load at all and explodes, melting your face off. I wish people would sorta assume that I'm gay :lol:
(i am sooo cracking up the last three posts! hahaha!) Granted, all in Civil War currency and total worth is $12 on ebay, if you are lucky. I wish I was born male-bodied just like my mind.
Granted, but your male body isn't attractive to anyone. I wish I had a best friend who wasn't a traitor.
Granted, but his name is Harvey, is invisible except to you, and appears to be a bunny. I wish a sweet cute unmarried straight girl would fall in love with me I like and we live happily ever after!
Granted, but she's been dead and now wants to bite you ---------- Post added 8th May 2012 at 04:02 PM ---------- I wish i don't have to take my exams tomorrow
