Corrupt A Wish

Granted. You now have whiplash.

I wish that I owned a copy of every single video game ever.

 

wish granted but you dont have any controllers

I wish I had some cupcakes

 

Granted. Instead of perceiving a stable world spinning around you, the world ACTUALLY spins around you but you think it is stationary. Everything falls and breaks and it's all your fault.

I wish I could win Cave Story (a computer game).

 

Granted, although it's the version that only works with windows 98. Then you realize you can just buy it off of steam for 9.99. (You have steam in the UK, right?)

I wish I had a Tesla Roadster.

 

Granted, but your Tesla Roadster won't start, because the engine has been removed (stolen by bergies (G) ).

I wish there was a rainbow in my room. O.O

 

Granted, but it's so bright that it blinds you for life. Sorry you had to lose your eyesight.

I wish I had a boyfriend

 

Granted, but I'm a little bit of an otaku.

I wish I had more yaoi manga.

 

granted. you have a stash in the freezer :3


i wish i could LIVE on the moon

 

Granted. You can survive in an air bubble the exact size and shape of your body, while standing. If you move at all, you start being exposed to the elements. It wouldn't kill you immediately, either. It'd take a couple of minutes. Be careful!

I wish I wasn't wary of heights.

 

Granted but now you are the size of Mount Everest so nothing is too high for you anymore at the expense of your normal life.

I wish that I couldn't feel any muscle sore after gym.

 

Granted, but you can't feel anything else after gym either. Not always a good thing =P

I wish I could speak lots of languages.

 

Granted, but everyone speaks a language that you aren't familiar with.

I wish I could turn a day into a year and vice versa.

psElven, I'd rather not feel anything after gym if it only happens after gym and the effect dissipates quickly. >.<

 

Granted, but everytime you do it takes a year (for both ways) off your life.

i wish my life was like a fairytail (happy ending included).

 

Granted. Your life literally shapeshifts into a fairy's tail.

I wish I was taller.

 

Granted, but then everyone grows taller, so it as though you never grew.

I wish I was a cheez-it cracker.

 

Granted. You get eaten in a second, and choke the eater. Sorry.

I wish I was four inches shorter.

 

Granted but you're shorter by four inches at the wrong place on your body. Btw, why would any men wish that they are shorter?

I wish I don't have to do my grocery shopping today.

 

granted, but you run out of stuff, and realize you have to go anyway...lol

I wish adopt a penguin

I also wish a certain someone would just say that he wants my massage, so I can give him a virtual one lol Just Kidding!

 

Granted, but you have to move to the North Pole with it.

Fine, Mr. I Don't Give Up, also granted:dry:, but I'd get to decide what kind of massage. :eusa_eh:

I wish a time machine took me four months back in time.

 

Wish granted but you will get murdered.

I wish I had a ton of hotdogs.