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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Monique_Massacre, Oct 27, 2007.

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    Oh, I got one. Mentos and diet coke. But it can't just be a weeny little 12 oz can of diet coke. No. You gotta buy like 4 2-liter bottles. And when you roll up to the cash register, you gotta lick your lips and your eyes need to dart to and from the cashier and the condoms like you're some damn lizard. And you say "Boy howdy, I'm gonna sure have some fun tonight."
     
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    A Tory rosette, some pork, and a box of condoms.
     
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    Test tubes.
     
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    A syringe with a long tube.
     
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    Is it to expedite the application of lube?
     
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    Ummm...what kind of store are you shopping at?
     
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    Meanwhile at Sears, somebody's buying a dead body with their condoms.

    (If sears sold condoms, that is.)
     
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    That made me lol.
     
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    Ah, Sears. The only reason they're still in business is because Craftsman tools are still the best.
     
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