box of condoms

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Monique_Massacre, Oct 27, 2007.

  1. A recipe to make meth while asking for advice in a Disney fashion(singing etc)

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    Licking a frog repeatedly while talking to the aliens in another language

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    Starting in German ending in grunts

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    Or funky froggy noises.
     
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    A Michael Jackson's daycare guide
     
  3. A book: ''Bed time stories for serial rapists''
     
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    A whip and an ice pack
     
  5. Marbles and a crack pipe
     
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    The biggest cucumber you can find and lube.
     
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    Rubber gloves and a large jar of mayonnaise.
     
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    30 Midgets.
     
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    A jar of Dill Pickles.
     
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    A voodoo doll and a box of pins.
     
  13. An Mannequin wrapped up in a garbage bag in a specific manner(i.e. think body bag).Or a coffin with strange symbols on it(one can always mutter in Latin in a low scary voice for added effect)

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    ( Apologies for the typo)
     
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    My boyfriend on a leash.
     
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    Dunno if someone already said this, but...
    Chloroform.
     
  16. (I suppose I will offend if I continue on this thread)

    Force feeding your partner while insulting him at the same time
     
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  18. An ''Anything else needs milking?'' Tshirt while making "Moo'' sounds

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    (I suppose the age restriction might have to be strictly adults soon)

    A goat,while repeatedly muttering ''humans are all cows,no matter how often you milk them,they are never satisfied'' in a monotone voice,repetively,while eating grass(not marijuana hehe)
     
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    Salt, lemon juice, and a razor blade.
     
  20. Sauerkraut,Morello Cherries and a copy of the film "Secretary" (such an interesting cover after all hehe)