box of condoms

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  1. danball7

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    Carrots, cucumbers and a butternut squash. And a gallon tub of lube.
     
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    A watermelon, canteloupe, jug of lube, cucumber, and a king-sized Snickers.
     
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    Why the Snickers?
     
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    You're not you when you're hungry. Eat a Snickers.
     
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    I don't care what the condoms are with, I just care that they're going to be used.

    And also that they are chocolate flavoured. :wink:
     
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    Hmmm why be obvious? Go for a little more original. Box of condoms
    And a pregnancy test. Or a whole bunch of kids toys, boys
    And girl, different ages. If you get a weird look, shake your head & say
    "After all this time, I finally figured out what causes it"
     
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    Just a reminder to keep things PG-13 in this thread (and I've added the prefix). Have fun! :slight_smile:
     
    #167 RainbowMan, Nov 26, 2013
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    HIV home test kit and grapejelly
     
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    Your mom :eusa_danc
     
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    Dog food
     
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    Two lesbians that need a dump, some soft piano music, a video camera and a cup.
     
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    I'd just forgotten about that one! Thank you so much -.- :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    Tresemme shower gel. The thick pearly white one. And a slingshot. >:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    No problem. My good deed for the day is done! :grin:
     
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    Formula. Nothing like taking responsibility and preventing any future damage from occurring, no? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Rohypnol, Twister(the game), A fire extinguisher, Nutella, a copy of the Kama Sutra, Lube, A Santa Hat, Chopsticks, and I would bring a 100 dollar bill and make them give me change in 100 one dollar bills
     
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    glitter, playing cards, wooden spoon
     
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    Rope, jumper cables, and some mayonaise
     
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    A 'My Little Pony' lunch box :wink:
     
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    Cool whip, chocolate syrup, some ice cream, and a banana
     
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    Cow's tongue.
    And by that, I mean a literal fucking cow's tongue.
     
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